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Simon 🎯

@firstltmartin

d1 sifunkel truther | manic record collector | #1 capeman fan 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 priv: @Martycantparty

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Joined April 2025
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DNI/DNF IF YOU DO NOT LIKE RPF!!!!
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My first hit tweet wow
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“Rpf fanfic is weird” what if simon & garfunkel really did that tho
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“Rpf fanfic is weird” what if simon & garfunkel really did that tho
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Semi-hit tweet holy shit????? Go stream Bad Dream Paul Simon ✌️
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Paul, don’t sweat it, you weren’t meant to hold a job
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I bought this the other day i love her so much
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“The other day” it was yesterday
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Laila :3@demolitionfieldNov 1
when you have a friend
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Im too young to be dealing with crippling back pain
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My mom deadass just called me to tell me how good Bridge Over Troubled Water is
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Should i apply to columbia and queens college #oooushii
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Paul Simon lucked the fuck out with music because omg his ass would die in customer service
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Is it weird i get a little upset that Art couldnt be the fem she deserved to be.
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I see some beatles fans complain they don’t get a lot of content which really makes me mad because like dude. You get it all. Ur like in the content fandom
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Did you guys know theres a kinks interview where they call S&G gay
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I wanted to do a little thing to beauty school dropout with s&g but then i remembered theyre not fucking chuds and both went to and finished college
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sonny★@simonsfunkelOct 30
id be so pissed if my birthday cake had me and my friends ugly gay boyfriends on it
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Art Garfunkel
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Today in history my prof said that he's like a midwife and we are all pregnant with knowledge & giving birth and he's here to help us
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BOY YOU ARE NOT STRAIGHT😭😭😭😭
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Art garfunkel please continue to wear stupid graphic tees that are too small for you its faggy and slutty🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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Bruh I told my mom about Lorne and Paul’s codependent relationship and she asked me “were they gay?” Hm
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