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Philadelphia, PA
Joined January 2016
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His name is Pat. He works at Mayfair Beverage. He grew up on Oakmont St & recently moved into a duplex on Battersby with his gf Kim and their kids. He’s got a Celtic cross tattoo, his own name in old English on his forearm & one that says “what goes around come’s around”
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I unlocked $45 Rush tickets for Sunset Boulevard on Broadway on @TodayTix! todaytix.com/nyc/shows/38372…
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Why do people treat buying gelato with the same fervor and intention that they would put into buying a car?
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Babe what do you think? You’re right dark chocolate is too much. Fine ok pistachio it is. I know I know it’s always a green flavor but like hear me out this is a little more premium than mint chocolate chip and you said I should treat myself
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Spumoni? I’m no Rockefeller HAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHA yes one kid size vanilla thanks no I won’t leave a tip
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Joe: I don’t understand how I have no storage on my phone to install this update Joe, also: these videos are from a day where I recorded the cats reactions to all of the music I was listening to.
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Here it is, Philadelphia
So my neighbor just spray painted a rectangle in the street in front of his house and tried to create his own spot and that’s not how this works I laugh every time I see it
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This is your annual reminder that Come From Away is available on AppleTV
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Really loving the first week of this class where one of the assignments is to read chapters 1 through 5 only to find out the ~200 page book only has 5 chapters.
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Why do I feel like I’m the only person concerned about the number of corn mazes themed around Reba McEntire?
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I have 5 Bluesky invites if anyone wants one ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Here it is, Philadelphia
barbie was so good that i forgot to tweet about the guy in the pink fedora who stood up during the nicole kidman movies monologue and recited it aloud with his hat over his heart. and then everyone applauded him. i love you philadelphia.
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Here it is, Philadelphia
Stay cool, Philly! 😎
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The Wildwood Boardwalk is the answer to the question “What if a Spencer’s Gifts was 2.5 miles long?”
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Our new album, "Don't Look Back," is out 8/11 on the one and only @LameORecords! Today we're premiering the first single: "Beggin' For You" Watch the music video: youtu.be/NfRyeA95BXQ
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Also regular human tax
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🦇 bat tax paid 🦇
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Wow swag
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