she/her, 26 β™‘ i hope Ur dreams r amazin 🧸 β™‘

Joined April 2014
ambs πŸ§šπŸ»β€β™‚οΈ retweeted
Days will begin to lengthen in just 57 days.
Days will continue to shorten for another 56 days.
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just uploaded 7 items to vinted and i’m now frantically refreshing my app waiting for all the cash to start rolling in
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ambs πŸ§šπŸ»β€β™‚οΈ retweeted
girl your body is chippy tea
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i’ve had my electric blanket for 2 weeks and it’s already changed my life. best Β£35 i’ve ever spent as someone who has the temperature regulation ability of a piece of cardboard
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took a break from scrolling to venture outdoors
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set a reminder periodically to drink and replace whatever whatever needs to be used possibly? then you can replace with fresh water
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ugh, i’m so sick of living through once in a lifetime events
British Summer Time (BST) has now ended. As a result, the UK will now observe Greenwich Mean Time (GMT), with mornings being brighter and evenings getting darker earlier. Today will also be a 25-hour day due to the clocks going back by one hour.
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ambs πŸ§šπŸ»β€β™‚οΈ retweeted
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Replying to @richard1235x
who knows! it’s a them problem lol. it was mine too, got me through some tough times - the whole thing is a huge shame for everyone involved
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okay hold on we glossed over the toilet paper tampon… that is not-
OK as someone who's done the Toilet Paper Tampon move myself countless times what we're not gonna do is pretend this is male authors not knowing how to write women and not something women actually do
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ambs πŸ§šπŸ»β€β™‚οΈ retweeted
🎢Chestnuts roasting on an open fire πŸŽΆβ€¦.
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Replying to @reoteoirte
2 weeks ago tomorrow πŸ₯²
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Replying to @reoteoirte
i haven’t got a fingerprint anymore it’s just a big burn
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downsides of burning my index finger pad off: can’t unlock my laptop anymore upsides of burning my index finger pad off: ???
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a second statement has hit the h3h3productions instagram account
Ethan makes his first statement since the news broke
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Replying to @honeysundaee
does it matter he still cheated
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dropping easter eggs like he’s taylor swift gtfo
Ethan Klein dressed his wife and his mistress up as thing 1 and thing 2
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not now.. mommy is reading the h3h3 fallout online
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