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Joined April 2014
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Days will begin to lengthen in just 57 days.
Days will continue to shorten for another 56 days.
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girl your body is chippy tea
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🎢Chestnuts roasting on an open fire πŸŽΆβ€¦.
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hate this guy
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You’ve got to be kidding me. Girl you need your ass beat .
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Omg thanks for ending the meeting 4 minutes early and "giving me some time back" now I can finally pursue my passions.
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me as a cuttlefish annoying my cuttlefish wife with my classic spinning around bit
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At one point in "I Gotta Feeling" by Black Eyed Peas they just say Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday
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andy burnham I have just come
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i love that the change of seasons doesn’t arrive all at once. it slowly finds its way into everything
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i think one of the most romantic things about being alive is that another person can alter the architecture of your life so completely that new versions of you begin to exist. not every part of you is waiting to be uncovered. some are formed through being known by someone else
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you can call me trashy or lowbrow but there is something sublime about eating with your parents at a shitty chain restaurant
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bedroom of a 26 year old woman
quarto de uma mulher de 22 anos
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BREAKING: Two people have climbed to the top of the Empire State Building in New York City, holding a banner from the skyscraper's antenna reading, "When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace." As of now it's unclear how the pair reached the top of the building as police work to get them down from the spire, 1,454 feet above the ground.
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Getting my free Nando’s
Easy FREE Nando's? (You must enter by 4pm!) - If Harry Kane score today, you get a FREE Green Reward πŸ” Harry Kane has scored in 2 out of 3 world cup games this world cup (Plus the 8/8 qualifiers) You must fill out the form here by 4pm > nandos.co.uk/blog/extra-hot-… You can also grab an orange reward if you predict that 4+ Goals will be scored Or a Red Reward if England win 2-1
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One of Starmers biggest failings was his eratic use of the weather machine
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Let me be the first to call upon Andy Burnham to resign as Prime Minister.
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