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Flum

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I had talent in a previous life.

 London, England
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Joined March 2009
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Songs I would never sing at karaoke due to unacceptable mispronunciations, an occasional thread. 1. Natasha Bedingfield - These Words “Hyperbole”
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Fuck Russell Brand.
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Russell Brand found guilty of one count of rape and three counts of sexual assault bbc.in/4ip1NNA
Russell Brand found guilty of one count of rape and three counts of sexual assault

Russell Brand found guilty of one count of rape and three counts of sexual assault

Brand, 51, faced seven charges: three counts of rape, three charges of sexual assault and one allegation of attempted indecent assault.

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And also fuck everyone who supported Russell Brand, accused the victims of attention seeking, tried to argue it was a witchhunt and generally acted as rape apologists to try and defend the behaviour of this moral vacuum of a man. Fuck them all.
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If you like your potatoes to taste of potatoes then Sainsbury’s have the crisps for you!
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Horoscopes are clearly a nonsense as it’s obvious that you can’t divide the entire population of the world into twelve unique personality types. In fact, as we all know, there are actually only five different kinds of people: posh, sporty, scary, baby, and ginger.
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While I like the idea of Soho in principle, I do always absolutely hate actually trying to walk through there.
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Was there to see Josh Thomas at the Underbelly Boulevard, which was both my first time seeing him and going to that venue. Both were ace so would recommend, but don’t recommend leaning back as the seats aren’t secured and you will fall over, as the man in front of me found out…
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I saw this, a graphic of all the vinyl The Last Dinner Party have released, and while it was supposed to be celebratory, it’s very symptomatic of how the music industry in general loves to fleece fans with multiple “limited” editions. No-one needs ten versions of the same album!
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(And this isn’t a dig at TLDP specifically, who I love dearly, as virtually every band on a major label seems compelled to release a whole roster of deluxe editions, coloured vinyls, exclusive picture discs, and other ephemera to squeeze as much out of their fans as they can.)
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It would be nice if actions had consequences, but yet here we are.
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BBC will air Vittorio Angelone’s first sitcom | Despite the storm over his rape joke ift.tt/rH2j1Ka
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Today you can pick up the Kindle version of Fern Brady’s Strong Female Character for less than a quid. While I assume that all the best people have already read this amazing book, if you haven’t and still want to be considered as such, now is your chance. amazon.co.uk/dp/B09SXTC3GK
Deal: Strong Female Character: Nero Book Awards Winner

Deal: Strong Female Character: Nero Book Awards Winner

Strong Female Character: Nero Book Awards Winner

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The best way to be popular at primary school was to have scented felt tip pens.
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Is it because they’ve moved on to a new grift? I bet it’s because they’ve moved on to a new grift.
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Laura Kuenssberg’s new book about the state of UK politics in full:
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The word “stay” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.
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Celebrity loses injunction bid but will stay anonymous pending appeal bbc.in/48sb5m6
Celebrity loses injunction bid but will stay anonymous pending appeal

Celebrity loses injunction bid but will stay anonymous pending appeal

The unnamed man asked for an injunction to stop his identity being reported in connection with allegations against him.

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You should get to have a prom at work as well as at school.
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The fall of girl bands and rise of solo artists such as Taylor Swift and Charli XCX is symptomatic of a world that has become more selfish and less concerned about how their actions impact society as a whole. In this thesis, entitled All The Single Ladies, I shall…
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My ticket for Mighty Hoopla has been secured. Hooray! I am officially already very excited about dancing to the beat of Nicola Roberts’ drum before spending the next day with disco blisters and a comedown.
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Russell Brand: "My ‘Not a psychopath who rapes and thinks it’s normal’ t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt"
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A British version of Carrie, but it’s all about who gets to be Head Girl rather than Prom Queen.
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Man caught in car with £14k of drugs as a lamb ate chips in the back seat avoids jail bbc.in/3W9CI0z
Man caught in car with £14k of drugs as a lamb ate chips in the back seat avoids jail

Man caught in car with £14k of drugs as a lamb ate chips in the back seat avoids jail

Police officers found the animal in the back seat of John McNeil's car on the M74 in Glasgow.

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