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I had talent in a previous life.

London, England
Joined March 2009
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an upside of this existing is being able to slur bands with it - "music that sounds like it belongs on GB Music Radio" etc etc
GB News is launching GB Music Radio, a 24-hour digital station only playing artists from Great Britain and Northern Ireland, on 2 November. Chief revenue officer Ross Sergeant said this "gives advertisers something genuinely new". radiotoday.co.uk/2026/10/gb-…
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Seems to be a minor flaw on a certain @nytimes list
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Thrilled to announce I’m Ed Sheeran’s new support act 💚 For tickets: seetickets.com/tour/rosie-ho…
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* Me acuesto a dormir * La notificación de Duolingo:
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Woman Hoping Songs Shuffle in Very Specific Order
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If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:
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avril lavigne? What an odd name for a cat but cute i g- oh my fucking god that is quite literally avril lavigne
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your middle school friend who just turned 13 and suddenly needs to make you feel bad for still doing all the stuff you’ve been doing together for years:
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Wrote a quick song about how those meta glasses have ruined my look
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they're sacrificing one of the haim sisters at taylor swift and travis kelce's wedding but they haven't announced which one yet. vibe is tense
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pure crying at the idea of confused emos joining an orange march
To anyone from outside of Glasgow going to MCR at the weekend: if you happen to see 'a parade'/marching band happening in the city on Sat - please be aware, it is NOT a parade! The Orange Walk actually carries a LOT of unpleasant politics/history here so it's best not to engage
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Prince Andrew finally getting his own back on the UK population. Everyone sweating like a pig this morning, while he sits bone dry.
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My mum reuses these little bottles for all sorts of things. This one contains factor 50 sunscreen. Which seems apt.
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Hydration Break
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Every family celebrates Father’s Day differently. I celebrate by convincing men the woman that they just sent unsolicited penile photography to is their daughter.
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The last thing you see before opening ChatGPT
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REPORT: $50 Pretty Much the Going Rate for a T-Shirt Now: ow.ly/82rI50Z2SjT
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It’s wrong to take pictures of people without consent and post them online so what I will say is man with a big crucifix strapped to his back with ‘JESUS’ stencilled on it under a ‘Tommy Robinson Movement’ sticker is having a nightmare trying to fit through these ticket barriers
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Might start saying “Get ready for the lunch” in a DJ Jean style whenever I buy a meal deal. #totp
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They should make a Ratatouille where instead of living in a chef’s hat he lives in Slash’s hat and is really good at guitar
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