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Happy birthday🎉
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Nov 6 Colors Boone NC
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new barista at the coffee shop had knuckle tattoos saying "YAOI" and "YURI" i wish i had asked for a picture of it so bad
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Whenever I shell beans he insists on sleeping in the scraps as if they aren’t all dry and hard and pointy
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Theon returning to the iron islands
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my thoughtful son holding my snacks
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Lmaoooooooo
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To celebrate, tonight we are creeping under the cloths to be transported with the vapor, shouting aloud!
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Today I adopted a vintage leather bondage suit. Its previous owner is putting his affairs in order & was overjoyed to know it would continue to restrain freaks in my dungeon. Per the lore, he’d got it from a gay couple who had it custom-made for use over their 40 year marriage ❤️
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"parents' rights" is a child abuse movement
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There is currently a fight in Durham County to force data center developers to report all water and power grid usage. We all need to be prepared for this fight.
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If you don't string these people up by their toe nails in front of a 7/11 and hand out bats for people to beat the stuffing out of them like a piñata, you WILL lose again in 2028.
It’s time for ICE to take the masks off, turn the body cameras on, and start answering to the American people who pay for their bloated budget.
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forgot to turn off the flash
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glory to my country North Carolina
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The Algerian-Kansan saga continues. The president has invited a delegation over and they're going next week. lawrencekstimes.com/2026/11/…
Bro that World Cup changed Kansas forever. These people spent weeks partying with Algerians
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Meet your new Congressman from North Carolina’s Ninth district.
Democrat Congressional Candidate for NC-09 Richard Ojeda on Stephen Miller: “I'd be willing to go to jail to kick the shit out of him.”
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a dog just shot and killed kristi noem
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Until the day I die I will never stop laughing at Lindsey Graham getting the war in Iran he was horny over for decades only to for him immediately drop dead and his dumbass sister lose his seat
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Governor Josh Stein says he thinks the constitutional amendments were drafted “cynically” in order to get people to vote for them. He called them “a con job on the people of North Carolina.”
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midterms recap 🧢
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