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Whenever I shell beans he insists on sleeping in the scraps as if they aren’t all dry and hard and pointy
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To celebrate, tonight we are creeping under the cloths to be transported with the vapor, shouting aloud!
Incredible new paper (unfortunately paywalled) by Gino Caspari and team showing direct evidence for psychoactive cannabis use in one of the earliest Scythian royal tombs ever discovered, dating back 2800 years: science.org/doi/10.1126/scie…
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Today I adopted a vintage leather bondage suit. Its previous owner is putting his affairs in order & was overjoyed to know it would continue to restrain freaks in my dungeon. Per the lore, he’d got it from a gay couple who had it custom-made for use over their 40 year marriage ❤️
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"parents' rights" is a child abuse movement
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There is currently a fight in Durham County to force data center developers to report all water and power grid usage. We all need to be prepared for this fight.
The city of Durham, North Carolina, has 81 days of accessible water remaining as drought conditions persist wral.com/news/local/durham-h…
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If you don't string these people up by their toe nails in front of a 7/11 and hand out bats for people to beat the stuffing out of them like a piñata, you WILL lose again in 2028.
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The Algerian-Kansan saga continues. The president has invited a delegation over and they're going next week. lawrencekstimes.com/2026/11/…
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Until the day I die I will never stop laughing at Lindsey Graham getting the war in Iran he was horny over for decades only to for him immediately drop dead and his dumbass sister lose his seat
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Governor Josh Stein says he thinks the constitutional amendments were drafted “cynically” in order to get people to vote for them. He called them “a con job on the people of North Carolina.”







































