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“Why couldn’t you sleep last night?”

Johnson: I’m sorry that the voters made the wrong choice

I can’t believe that Dani Dennis-Sutton could commit such a heinous act to draw a roughing the passer penalty. No place for this in the sport. 😂

The word is out about the Election Night Watch Party at the White House on Tuesday. For weeks, Trump had been assured by Susie Wiles and his staff that all the polls were wrong, and that, once again, the Blue Wave would only be a ripple, if one even showed up at all. And the DOJ was ready to pounce on it if it did. Trump, after all, was on the ballot. "Vote like I'm on the ballot,' he said, "Because I am." He told every rally that. He said it on FOX. He had a 90% approval rate, he said. And $5000 checks for everybody. What could possibly go wrong? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . So the East Room was decked out with the finest crystal and china. Staffers thought it would be a fun "cheeky rebuke" to order in platters of finger food from Cheesecake Factory. Just to give a finger to Barack Obama, for his viral joke about Trump’s gaudy renovations to the White House. EVERYONE showed up in their party clothes. His Staff. His Cabinet. Top GOP politicians. Donors. But there was no Host or Hostess to greet them. Which was a little odd. The guests mingled among themselves, and waited to be formally welcomed and invited to sample the refreshments. Where were Trump and Melania? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Trump waited upstairs in his residence, in order to make a grand entrance to a standing ovation with cheers, once the happy results started pouring in. And was Melania also waiting upstairs, to march in at his side? Nope. Melania was not at the White House at all. On election night, the most anticipated night in politics, with the rest of her husband's term on the line, Melania was somewhere else. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Finally at 8:00 the first election results came in. But during that entire first hour, not ONE Republican was named. It was only Democrat after Democrat, starting with Jon Ossoff. Trump never came downstairs. At all. Marco Rubio was the first to go missing, according to the Daily Mail. Then, one by one, the rest of the party goers slipped out the door. Only two hours later, an enormous decision was called. Democrats had flipped the House of Representatives to their control. And in most cases, the Democrats won, not by slim majorities, but by double digits. It was 10:00, and the East Room was empty. The party goers had gone to a nearby Washington bar to drown their sorrows. The Cheesecake Factory food lay untouched on the East Room tables. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . And Trump? He was upstairs watching the results on FOX News, and posting angrily on Truth Social. He wasn't alone. No, Melania wasn't with him. But Natalie Harp was. The Daily Mail reports that Susie Wiles, his Chief of Staff was upstairs as well. The one who had assured him day after day that Republicans would win. By 11 pm, Trump stopped posting. “He’s watching Fox News barely uttering a word and paralyzed into silence,” a source close to the president told the Daily Mail. “It’s very, very dark in the residence,” one senior official said of Trump’s mood. “It’s a dark scene.” Another source said, “They were delusional right until the very end.” . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Commentary by Glee Violette

These cities will likely be unincorporated over the next 5 years and the burden to provide services will be placed on the county governments. A rolling shit show.

Per @ChadGraff, the Packers' 45 points are the most allowed by the Patriots in a regular season game this century.

Packers by 10 tomorrow. Let’s fucking ride then.

So now the “anyone but Schumer” crowd is backing Chris Van Hollen for Senate majority leader, who… says he doesn’t even want the job. Same shit, different midterm. Just a bunch of clowns on social media trying to make themselves look superior to the Democratic Party.

Thank you @AnthonyColey

At some point, we have to have an uncomfortable conversation about how this country is held hostage by its dumbest people

Reporter: “How does it feel being a loser, Mr. president?” Buy that man a beer. 🤣

Anna Paulina Luna encourages Wisconsin Republican U.S. Senator Ron Johnson to run for minority leader

I know we’re still recovering and regrouping, but let’s start looking ahead. I’m not worried about the 2028 presidential race until we know who’s running. But it’s not too soon to think about expanding our Senate majority. And believe it or not the 2028 map, is more favorable to Democrats than the midterm map. SAVE THIS 🧵 with 18 Republicans up for reelection, what they’ve supported, and the records they’ll have to answer for.

Rep. Sarah McBride (D-DE) on Stephen Miller becoming the new White House Chief of Staff “I think this president just wanted someone even more unlikable than him in the cuck chair in the Oval Office.” Source: The Washington Sun

Packers by 10 tomorrow. Let’s fucking ride then.