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Cookie House Nairobi
Joined April 2022
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Prime Kibe could but ali fuck up
Mic Cheque Podcast had 2000 people at their hangout in A.S.K DOME. Which other Kenyan podcast can pull such numbers?
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🤣🤣🤣🤣diabolical, why not jus make a raft or a small boat with a motorcycle engine...kazi nikusema forrenaz arre tekin awa jobz
Dikidikini village in Eastern Cape, South Africa, doesn't have a bridge, so people cross the river inside a blue plastic drum!! This is so fkd up Writer: Ian
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If you're wondering why they don't build a bridge, it's because they're too stupid to plan one. They lack abstract reasoning and imagination. They only use direct tools that only require one or two steps to fabricate. Anything more complicated than that is beyond their sub 70 IQs
Dikidikini village in Eastern Cape, South Africa, doesn't have a bridge, so people cross the river inside a blue plastic drum!! This is so fkd up Writer: Ian
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I legionari romani riuscivano a costruire un ponte di legno per guadare un fiume con l'esercito in 24/48h partendo da zero, tagliando e raccogliendo il legno senza usare power tools. Giulio Cesare costruì 4mx500m di ponte per superare il Reno in 10 giorni
Dikidikini village in Eastern Cape, South Africa, doesn't have a bridge, so people cross the river inside a blue plastic drum!! This is so fkd up Writer: Ian
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lmaoooo.. KANU Boomers huwa na this retarded ,takataka ,defeatist mentality against the government.
Kuna wakati around 2015 hapo I got an electricity bill of 25k , after going around kplc offices I ended up paying. Then i applied for the token thing ,they came for the old meter connected me directly to the power without a meter as I wait . 5 months passed and when they finally called they slapped me with another 20k bill . Just for context hizo siku a liter of petrol was 70ksh . That woman with a 200k bill will scream all she wants at the end she will pay that money or use it to put up solar and forget Kenya power. Good morning from ndeiyashire.
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Mohamedan probably thought that this was very funny before it tweeted
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We might need to start having very uncomfortable Hip Hop conversations
In the last 7 days we’ve gotten a 50 Cent verse & a Rick Ross freestyle 👀
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Replying to @evenmaina
Watching Green Calabash (their YouTube channel), it always used to fascinate me that Rama was comfortable being chauffeured by Shiko. Then he'd spend the whole day painting teletubbies on mitumba shoes, claiming that was his business. Woiye Rama aki😭😭. He was a kept man.
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South Africa destroys, DESTROYS, all the narratives about slavery being the reason for black failure Blacks were handed a developed first world advanced nation with abundant resources & opportunities One generation later, ONE, and it's gone
Sudáfrica tenía Energía Nuclear e hicieron el primer transplante de corazón del mundo Echaron a los blancos Hoy rompen tuberías de agua para beber No sé si me explico
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A los blancos que desmontaron el programa nuclear antes de irse de Sudáfrica habría que darles los siguientes 10 nobeles de la paz. Imagina dejar armamento nuclear en manos de estos antropoides
Sudáfrica tenía Energía Nuclear e hicieron el primer transplante de corazón del mundo Echaron a los blancos Hoy rompen tuberías de agua para beber No sé si me explico
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Zonix Fort retweeted
@DCI_Kenya Detectives have today afternoon recovered a Range Rover from Mr. Steve Mbogo for the offence of evading duty and fraudulently obtaining Number Plates. Upon carrying out preliminary investigations, the vehicle number plates were found to belong to a probox. – at Nairobi, Kenya
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I told you people. Some two others also needs to be raided.
Replying to @DCI_Kenya
@DCI_Kenya Detectives have today afternoon recovered a Range Rover from Mr. Steve Mbogo for the offence of evading duty and fraudulently obtaining Number Plates. Upon carrying out preliminary investigations, the vehicle number plates were found to belong to a probox.
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If you get conned by a man with such a hideous accent, you have a problem
Uki conniwa na msee amevaa hivi in the name of "forest trading" wewe ndie uko na shida hahahaha
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skill issue .You have never heard of Chi-fi and it shows
One segment of consumer tech that Chinaman is yet to crack has to be Audio. I need Sony XM6 Headphone audio quality at a third the price or Samsung Q-Series Soundbar Quality at half the price. TCL, Anker and Xiaomi need to lock in and give me greatness
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Who is paying for this inorganic anti Russia propaganda ?
Trade between Russia and Africa remains heavily imbalanced and disproportionately benefits Moscow. Russia primarily exports wheat, fertilisers, petroleum products and military equipment to African countries, while importing relatively little from the continent. Peak exploitation
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Apple should be grateful every single day for the rest of their existence for that decision by Trump to ban Huawei. This was the company that was going to topple them, because they're very innovative.
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Marginalization
An insurer backed by Quiver Lounge & Grill owner Peter Mbugua and SportPesa CEO Ronald Karauri has captured a quarter of Kenya’s matatu insurance market barely 18 months after entering the business. zurl.co/xGOEF
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Ndindi Nyoro has again failed to appear to vote against Election Amendment Bill. But when Methu calls him a mole he starts tbrowing tantrum.
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Luo communists want everything free. But is there a Kenyan law stopping Luo billionaires or Nyanza counties from building a BAT or Mastermind equivalent? Is a fish processing plant really too complex or costly to set up? 🤔
Nyanza produces over 90% of tobacco yet its processed in Thika Nyanza produces over 90% of fish yet it is processed in Thika Sugarcane largely produced in Western and Nyanza almost collapsed under Kibaki and Uhuru until Ruto save it Equity must be addressed in this country
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Zonix Fort retweeted
Hi, @DonaldTrump . Iran has just installed a new supreme leader, Ayatollah Maheni
BREAKING: Newly appointed Supreme Leader of Iran, Ayatollah Arafi, has reportedly been killed in an airstrike, just hours after being given the role.
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