you’re making me feel like £0.76 in your hand

26 He/Him
Joined March 2013
In all frankness hell will be too good a fate for them
I want every single terf to know that nobody will miss you when you die. Not even your kids. Your contribution to society is nothing but cruelty and you’ll all burn in hell
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the guy in the back looks like you’ve ai’d lionel messi onto bradley coopers face
that’s my family!!!
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quando eu olho na janela para saber o que vestir e passam duas pessoas assim
Dua Lipa and Callum Turner are never missing their daily steps with their dog 🐕 together in New York City., that’s for sure 😍
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Who is this Esther lady who’s making all my clothes and has multiple romantic partners?
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saw someone refer to food as “W chews”. i like this and i think i will bother everyone i’ve ever met with this for roughly the next year or so
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In the boys defence, if I was out in the garden with the lawnmower and her mum came out straight from the shower to tell me I missed a spot I would also think that I was in there
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Bunch of 20 year olds just doing an S Tier Airplane style bit randomly at their party.
When they started opening the fridge i lost it
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That set list is… something
The Strokes in Newcastle tonight, shame they couldn’t be arsed to play the last three songs on the setlist.
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NEYMAR. RONALDINHO. FELIPE MELO. WILLIAN. THE CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY. YOUR BOYS TOOK A HELL OF A BEATING. THEY TOOK A HELL OF A BEATING!
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i remember watching this on itv2 one night when i was around 11 or so and when my mum asked what i was watching and i told her i got sent straight to my room and banned from the telly for a month
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sometimes you have to just leave it
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My favorite aspect of Mass Effect 1 that the sequels don't capture is the vast and lonesome splendor of the games' setting. In ME1 you fly to the furthest reaches of space and drive for miles across magnificent empty worlds that might never be traveled upon again. It's beautiful.
Mass Effect 1 is like "here are some random planets for you to spend five minutes on" and they have the most beautiful views you've ever seen
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I have to sign things every day at work, and I’ve done it so often that I just default to a scribble as opposed to my usual signature but what if someone calls me up on it one day and goes here these don’t match, you’re in big trouble? #sundaynightthoughts
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propa fackin film this. tom blyth and david jonsson (as per) both ace
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A goblin's web history would be so boring man they'd just look up simple weapons and pictures of gold coins and shit
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Just tried to nip to the shops in this weather
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not to be vile on god’s day but i am very aroused
My life has been changed forever 🌯
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Repeat after him: there is NO majoritarian ethnonationalist project that is not racist. None.
"Zionism is racism, like slavery there is no good version of the project" - Ta-Nehisi Coates
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Mexican foo: yo who is that Other foo: that’s Elizabeth Holmes First foo: naw but what’s her last name though
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