@frank_morrish

Patiently waiting for the day that Joe Root overtakes Tendulkar.

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Joined October 2019
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Oh my god someone tell Marnus to shut the fuck UP
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Couldn't beat West Indies. Lost 4-0 to England. Lost 2-0 to IRELAND. Someone make this lot stop
Harsha Bhogle
@bhogleharsha19h
This is a monster team. India in T20 cricket is at par with what Australia and West Indies were in test cricket.
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I don't like to be accused of pessimism but England are going to lose 4-0 in a three-match test series against this lot
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England’s test team to embark on ambitious new project: adequacy
Cricinfo
@cricinfoOct 20
Stephen Fleming hints that England will continue to operate without a frontline spinner on their Test tour of South Africa 🌀
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I think about this R&M scene a lot
ZaxtR
@AmX_ZaxTrOct 16
Elon Musk just delivered the final blow to Chinese automakers. 💀🧏‍♂️ China was bragging about building a car that jumps a few millimeters. Tesla literally built a car that flies several meters into the air. 💀🚀
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The more you pop painkillers the less effective they become. That’s common knowledge to everyone untainted by the American attitude to consumption
L 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿@InchOrInfinityOct 15
This whole ibuprofen thing has blown my mind. I've had people ask "you don't get more than two headaches a month lol???" ...no? Do you??
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Marnus Labuschagne is a harbinger of the decline Australia are on the precipice of experiencing. An average player has 65 test caps despite not being anything like up to Australian test cricketer standards
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Hahahaha it’s out of control, the SECOND there’s a break in play it’s just like, alright boys, cut to Johannes on camera 6, he’s spotted a worldie
frank_morrish@frank_morrishOct 10
You’ve got to respect the national commitment South African cameramen show to the noble craft of “finding and filming exclusively hot young women in the crowd”
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You’ve got to respect the national commitment South African cameramen show to the noble craft of “finding and filming exclusively hot young women in the crowd”
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33 ball duck on debut is a gobsmacking effort. Fair play
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Constantly fascinated by Netflix’s approach to thumbnails. They’ll be trying to convince you to watch Batman and it’s just a closeup of Michael Caine’s face
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Shane Warne hit like a ton of bricks
Sonder 🌹 🌟
@SonderisfonOct 3
A celebrity death in your lifetime that hit you the hardest.
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frank_morrish retweeted
Dave Tickner@tickerscricketSep 30
Artificially adding a white ChatGPT graphic that makes it impossible to see what's actually happening to the white ball is a bit on the nose.
Cricbuzz
@cricbuzzSep 30
OUT or NOT OUT? 🤔
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Can’t even enjoy a cracking bit of fielding because it’s contaminated with Yank sport lingo. “What a play” 🤢
Sky Sports Cricket
@SkyCricketSep 27
What a play from Jofra Archer! 🔥

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Waiting for my sister in a clothes shop. I’m going to be opening apps I haven’t touched in years this afternoon
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As much as the bridge they built is obviously ugly, tweeting an AI generated alternative that compliments your fact-free conceptualisation of Oxford’s Feng Shui isn’t interesting or helpful
Edward Teather@TeatherEdwardSep 22
What's depressing about the Botley Road Bridge is that thought was put into the design, but it still looks ugly. Planning docs claim the "gothic themed shape" along the side of the bridge is "inspired" by and "sympathetic to" Oxford's character. They could have done this:
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Mum gave me her card yesterday to go to Waitrose and buy some cheeses and wine for dinner. Might be prematurely middle aged but I haven’t had that much fun in a supermarket ever
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The reason an umpire might struggle to handle the pressure of on-field harassment by India is because he knows, in the back of his mind, there’s a non-zero chance he comes home to a video-call of Jay Shah holding his family at gunpoint in a Tata warehouse
I rant and only rant@ghostlyrantsSep 22
Replying to @miikey11_ @James_McCaghrey
Lol the players have the right to appeal a decision, in the past teams have walked out for a decision....if the umpires couldn't handle the pressure of appeals, it's on them!!
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Of all ICT’s mind numbing discourse I’ve suffered through in my life, this is up there with my favourite contributions
Thought-wanderer - 𑀧𑁄𑁆𑀷𑁆 𑀆𑀢𑀯𑀷𑁆@Thought_WanderSep 22
Replying to @Ben_Wisden
This is not the wife that was reversed. Why setting a fake narrative! Second wife was reversed.
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I’m enjoying the cricket culture war this post has prompted
England Cricket
@englandcricketSep 19
Stop and watch this Harry Brook cover drive 😮‍💨
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