This clip showed up randomly in a “making of” DVD feature. The scene had been debated for years, with a Mandela effect thing where people believed they had seen it in the theater. It did have its own Topps trading card, which is where it probably came from.

I will now see the film WILDWOOD at Regal Union Square

I will now see the film A TALENT FOR MURDER at Regal Union Square.

People hearing about the Aaron Paul cuts from Clayface & being like “proof that they cut that film to ribbons.” Goddamn, people are so fucking dense when it comes to editorial. Most films cut secondary characters almost entirely. If he’d been a lesser name actor, you’d never know

Back in the day I had a Facebook and it just showed me posts in order from the people I was friends with. I followed like 80 people and once per day I would just scroll the timeline for five mins until I reached a status I had already seen. And none of them were batshit crazy.

On the day I moved into my apartment in Brooklyn, I saw Hannah Minx right outside my building (no idea why she was here) and my dumbass was like “this is going to be such an exciting life in Brooklyn! Things are happening!”

I don’t know if this even applies to this Melvin III person, but a problem I see with a lot of “very online” people is that they assume everyone else is also very online & should know about all the meaningless shit they know about.

I will now see the film CLAYFACE at Alamo Drafthouse Downtown Brooklyn.

I will now see the film FINDING BIGFOOT at Alamo Drafthouse Downtown Brooklyn.

I will now see KEN RUSSEL’S THE DEVILS at Alamo Drafthouse Downtown Brooklyn.

I will now see the film YOUR MOTHER YOUR MOTHER YOUR MOTHER at Regal Essex Crossing

You will never own a flying car in your lifetime and if you ever seen one in person it will likely explode right before your eyes.

I will now see the dumbass film STREET FIGHTER in dumbass ScreenX at Regal Union Square.

Just realized that the Street Fighter movie cast three pro wrestlers but none of them play the pro wrestler.