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i purely tweet for jokes, take nothing I say seriously; in fact dont take twitter seriously - @Arsenal since a baby 🥩

Joined May 2013
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Black Beatles in the city, be back immediately, to confiscate the moneys
Thorpe Park's Samurai ride gets stuck midair
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Working class Brits getting angry about increases to the minimum wage. What a bitter, resentful shithole of a country we live in.
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What a horrific penalty that was loooool
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Got our answer in 3 days
Cole Palmer wasn’t sent of for this . Imagine if it was an Arsenal player
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I instantly knew we had a talent when he got on the ball. Hes gotta be on the bench this weekend, looking forward to watching more of him.
I'VE SEEN ENOUGH OF LW BS,I WANT TO SEE Ceadach O’Neill PLAY AGAINST LIVERPOOL
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Max dowman is such a prick, a very well deserved red card.
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Guess who got the red? I hate this game….!!!!!!
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Yeah I’m happy Dowman kicked out there, good on him idc
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Kai Havertz, with one of the most disgraceful individual performances I have ever seen. Hall of shame on every level. He looked below this level let alone at it. Horrible performance, watching teenagers show more personality. I’m actually furious
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Could've broken his leg, glad Dowman gave him a boot
RED CARD for Max Dowman! 🟥
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We would've gone through easily with Merino up front btw
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Nearly broke his leg but dowman gets a red for trying to move his knee out of the lock? Hate when refs bias cause it’s a shit team
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This is what happens when you player lower league. Jealous teenagers trying to ruin wonderkid careers. The referee failed his duties.
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Red card for what?
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Our strikers are Havertz and Gyokeres. It's such a drop off from the rest of the teams quality
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Ceadach O'Neill. I am impressed, he looks really fluid and comfy on the ball. Great signing whoever scouted him
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Irish heritage making a comeback at Arsenal
🔵 𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗠𝙉𝙀𝙒𝙎 🟡 Your Carabao Cup Gunners 👊 🤝 @deel

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Once people stop treating the Ballon D’Or as a legacy award that makes or breaks a players career, the less upset they’ll be about the result of it and we can gradually stop acting like the opinions of a bunch of journalists as the be all end all.
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Harry Kane got a stim or something? That blazer button is about to fall off if he keeps fiddling with it
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Yeah tell flathead to focus on football. Saka will pick up the accolades
saka FC get to spam ballon d’Or stage pics whilst rashford’s social work got us 2nd most abused athlete behind lebron
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La Fève - Rein D'Exceptionnel
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