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Captain Crashout

@funkmaster080

Amateur adult, Chilis enthusiast, Fan of Fun

 Ypsilanti, MI
Joined January 2020
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Thanks Barack!
Barack Obama (@BarackObama) profile pictureBarack Obama
@BarackObamaApr 7
Congratulations to @CoachDustyMay, Elliot Cadeau, and @UMichBBall on winning their first title since 1989! This team dominated the tournament from start to finish. Well deserved. Go Blue!
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I got you today🤞 @TreyBurke
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@JonRothsteinApr 5
Michigan by TKO.
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Maxx Crosby
@CrosbyMaxxMar 12
Everything Happens For A Reason. Believe Nothing You Hear & Half Of What You See. Im A Raider. I’m Back. Run That Sh*t. 🦅🏴‍☠️
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Spider webbing windshields
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Joseph 🕊️
@CaudilloXIVFeb 7
I love this nigga like you couldn’t imagine
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I miss when albums had skits
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Rod Moore + Turnover Buffs 😎
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@UMichFootball4 Oct 2025
ROD MOORE INT!!!!!
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Accidentally emailed my boss “Before I goon” instead of “Before I go on”
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You either die Admiral Awesome or live long enough to become Captain Crashout
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When your friends mom says “We need to get rid of all this alcohol Riley”
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John Elway is such a bitch & loser
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The time is now and I will risk everything. #stannisbaratheon
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When I grow a beard the world will be on watch
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The only sauces at Japanese mcdons are soy and sesame sauce what the fuck
Captain Crashout (@funkmaster080) profile pictureCaptain Crashout@funkmaster08016 Mar 2024
The only sauces at Ireland mcdons are beans and ketchup what the fuck
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The mansion…@CSUMBB4 Jan 2023
Lost my phone, turns out it was the light. There’s a metaphor in there somewhere.
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Drastic times call for drastic measures.
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My decision is indecision
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April.
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Don eladio esta muerto. Sus capos estan muertos.
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