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Amateur adult, Chilis enthusiast, Fan of Fun

Ypsilanti, MI
Joined January 2020
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Michigan by TKO.
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Everything Happens For A Reason. Believe Nothing You Hear & Half Of What You See. Im A Raider. I’m Back. Run That Sh*t. 🦅🏴‍☠️
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I love this nigga like you couldn’t imagine
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Rod Moore + Turnover Buffs 😎
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Lost my phone, turns out it was the light. There’s a metaphor in there somewhere.
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1. Never pump fake a 3rd time 2. Never go under the 8 when playing beat the deck 3. Always choose the left lane in the mcdonald’s drive thru
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Bad day to be Papa Frank’s hog #squabbleup #LANK
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GO BLUE!!!
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Volume up.
Replying to @SickosCommittee
All we need now is the Game of Thrones music version
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Me when my boy is 12 mins late to the pregame
Stop trying to find a way to FIT-OUT and just FIT-IN. Be apart of something special! Just my thoughts
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Not a single soul wants another Niners-Chiefs Super bowl
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This is the moment we've wanted. This is the moment we've dreamed for. This is it. #GoBlue
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Getting drafted to @raiders in 1998 was a blessing in and of itself but to have 3 major sports franchises within a stones throw of each other was truly special! To now be devoid any is Literally highway 880 robbery😢 – at Crestview, FL
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#OTD in 2012, Josh Hamilton lost a fly ball in the midday Coliseum sun, letting the go-ahead runs to score in Game 162, and allowing the Oakland A’s to steal the AL West from the Texas Rangers, who had led the division all year. #Athletics #RootedInOakland
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I know it’s just a sport, but fuck man. This hurts. The A’s have been my entire life since I can remember. I had hopes to take my kids to A’s games one day. I had dreams of seeing us win a title in Oakland. Now my favorite sport of baseball just means nothing to me.
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Replying to @funkmaster080
Me in 2026 in the shoe
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Happy fucking medal day!
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Psych is the most underrated television program in history
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These hearse jacking ode he’d in the shit no Thai Thai.