tyler. if I ask you if you're British, it's illegal for you to lie

Joined March 2009
Happy Halloween! I love found-footage horror films, warts and all. But more than that, I'm fascinated by genuine found footage. So on this spookiest of days, I researched one of my favorites: The Redwood City Arsonist AFAIK, this thread is the fullest single summation of it.
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Do I make you horny, theybe?
Today I learned the first video game to allow for Non-Binary gender options was Austin Powers for the Game Boy Color.
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Do I make you horny, theybe?
Today I learned the first video game to allow for Non-Binary gender options was Austin Powers for the Game Boy Color.
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Genuinely fucking disgusting. These people live among us. All cops are bastards, every single one of them.
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Dude was in over 400 movies. He did EVERYTHING. Big action films, indie horror, tv. Before Ari Aster broke in, Richard Riehle would lead one of his short films the same year he was in 13 movies. He could hold his own with any A-lister. One of the most reliable men in Hollywood
🕊️ "Office Space" star Richard Riehle has died at 78. tmz.com/2026/10/19/richard-r…
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Fuckin insane community note lmao
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And yet they still keep inviting him back to host SNL
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A bloke who drank in my pub told me he had a “frictionless tunnel” that went direct to Fatboy Slim’s house and he visited him in the night
Whats the biggest bullshit you have ever heard in your life?
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Sydney Sweeney on draftkings commercial [licking lips]: relax… it’s just sports ;) Father of 4 on vacation in Pigeon Forge: I think I’ll kill my whole family when they get back to the hotel. Yeah that’s what I’ll do.
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Today in Austin, TX, a 28-year-old Venezuelan man named Wilber Rafael Garces Perez was shot by an ICE agent. His wife spent hours keeping a heartbreaking vigil outside the hospital, enduring an agonizing wait.
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I would love to move to Utah just to be openly, virulently bigoted against Mormons
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This is how pro-nuclear people talk about the Simpsons
The Simpsons fucked my wife and killed my dog
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banshees of inisherin? more like ban CDs of ed sheeran. hate that guy
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An American pika dashes over lichen-crusted rocks, jaws stuffed with grass it will cure and cache for the coming winter. 📷 Jeff Jones
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my new favorite obscure TikTok follow is this schizo guy obsessed with proving his theory that the true location of Jerusalem is, you guessed it, Spokane, Washington
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avclub.com/nathan-for-you-s-… One of Nathan Fielder’s best, most forthright interviews was in 2015 when he found out an AV Club writer’s mom didn’t like him and he wanted to sit down with her to find out why
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Excuse me I’m about to sound very dramatic, but. You can’t expedite your own becoming. It starts with outsourcing annoying tasks you don’t want to do but before you know it your life is utterly devoid of the necessary friction of existence. Literally no meaning. This sucks shit
This is GPT-6 Astra. Anything you can do on a computer, Astra can do for you. Fast.
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man's moving like Betty Boop
Dawg I got tears in my eeeeyyyyeeeesssss
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Minnesotans are what Texans think they are.
Minnesotans are what Texans think they are.
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This website is tilted towards valorizing shallow losers, running them off lifts us all higher.
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