Sleaziest sleaze of the seven seas. I love pizza and I hate the giants. This is for you never letting me blow bubbles in my chocolate milk.
Best Case, Ontario
Joined September 2011
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It’s very fitting that they went to the Hard Rock Cafe because that’s another franchise that hasn’t been relevant since 1991
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Didn't get to see the end of the cool dream I was having. Because of woke
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Remember, when the fresh snow flies in your city, it reveals how much we’ve over-designed our streets for cars making them faster & more dangerous, and how much space we could reclaim for people and public life. We call them #sneckdowns. HT @fietsprofessor
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A new study reveals bottled water contains up to 100 more microplastic particles than previously estimated.
Utilizing advanced techniques, researchers found that popular water brands contain an average of 240,000 microplastic particles per liter, a count that's 10 - 100 times higher than past estimates.
Notably, 90% of these plastics are tiny nanoplastics, so small they can penetrate human cells and tissues and even cross the blood-brain barrier, potentially impacting human health.
This raises an important question: Might simply drinking tap water be a healthier choice?
latimes.com/environment/stor…
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@_piccone I don’t know how you pull off the other stuff, but an AI generated David Stern reading Iverson’s 40 Bars would be the gift we all need this Christmas.
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What owns about this tweet is how they talk about eating bugs and being forced by the government to have GPS trackers implanted in their necks and then out of nowhere they're just like "also I don't want to be able to walk to the grocery store"
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Scientist @KevinClimate explains why individual changes in consumption patterns are still necessary for system change when addressing the climate crisis.
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Semi’s shouldn’t be used to restock a 7-11. Imagine if USPS used semi’s to deliver mail to each residence. Stores require companies to make products small enough to fit on store shelves. Cities can require companies to use vehicles that are small enough to fit in parking spots.
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Playoffs don’t really begin until Philly fans start telling the other team’s mascot he’s going to burn in hell
