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Time to update Nvidia's Chinese name from 英伟达 to 因为她
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Having to pee really puts things into perspective like ok none of this matters
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what level of autism is this
JULIA LETLOW will be the first US senator whose name contains exactly one of each vowel since EDWIN S. BROUSSARD (a 94-year gap)
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The real genius is that he holds on "Light of a Clear Blue Morning" long enough to be actually moving, closes with "Texas Forever," but still sneaks an absolutely deranged Al Pacino saying "My eyes see Oppenheimer" right in the middle
I'm the DJ at your friend's midterm elections watch party and I'm really bad at it.
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Some of my favorite poems are from the Song Dynasty. like half of them are written by bored bureaucrats and they’re all like Stacks of paper on a desk Why I wish to go be with the foxes of the field I want to cut the magistrates throat
reading anna kerenina for the first time and at the risk of making a ridiculously facile observation it's crazy the extent to which a nineteenth century russian novel is basically just riffing on all the same bullshit we're talking about in 2026
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NO FUCKING WAY JD VANCE HAS A WARIO
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I'm the DJ at your friend's Halloween party and I'm really bad at it
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Iman shumpert basketball iq is outrageous
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Maybe the most mind-blowing stat I've ever seen
The Washington Wizards have reached three wins before December for the first time since Nov. 27, 2023.
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Fun Fact - I know my drawing below does not look that crazy, but it was by far the most technically difficult drawing I have completed. This is one non-intersecting line. I drew it with a pen. I wanted to share it. #singlelineart #loop
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Crunchwrap supreme
Thinking about things like "notary public," "body politic," phrases where English puts the modifier after the noun like a Romance language. There must be some other examples
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Gd Dyps retweeted
Rest in Peace Patrick Stewart
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Tolkien used 'cooked' in precisely the modern sense.
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too late, i have already depicted myself as 6 orderly barn owls and you as 4 shambolic kestrels
Its the poorest year for owls this year, due to lack of food, and I have ringed only a hundred of each of Barn Owls and Kestrels. So a big surprise on the Humber Bank to find 6 Barn Owl and 4 Kestrel chicks in the same nestbox ...and with uneaten prey items too!
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yeah i have a gambling addiction. i can’t stop betting on myself
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i can feel my brain allocating lifelong storage to this post and i’m not happy
I just found out the GPT in ChatGPT stands for Gomputer Pomputer Tomputer
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hate it when my side hustle (employment) gets in the way of my main hustle (watching movies)
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They said “Matt - you’re not allowed to make the firm swag” and I think they were probably on to something
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wrote "it's oaky" instead of "it's okay"
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