“… a crossword constructor from Chicago and a keeper of about thirty thousand honeybees.”— The New Yorker

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Joined December 2010
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Sports betting took over the drug game lol
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An Illinois racoon got so fat that he got stuck in a sewer grate, forcing police to show up and free him. Images via the Zion Police Department
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Nobody talks about how long you can walk if you are lowkey mentally Insane.
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snoopy comic of the day
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Adam Silver looked at the unemployment rate and said fuck it start the season at 3pm
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Girl you like a bacon and egg sandwich..you look good
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Lol that Victoria's Secret fashion show is dumb as hell [Picture of Megan Thee Stallion hits the TL] There Is Beauty And Joy In Everything
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It is the perfect day to dick around in the beautiful city that is Chicago
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The first trailer for ‘THE BEEKEEPER 2’ has been released. In theaters on January 15.
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When people ask me for advice it’s like my Social Security card is Loose in my Makeup Bag
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happy frozen frenzy i can’t believe i actually have to think strategically about fantasy hockey today instead of just choosing who’s playing
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“She’s the LeBron of the WNBA” LeBron doesn’t have five MVP’s maybe if he locks in this year he can be considered the A’ja Wilson of the NBA
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Mariah Carey stuns in front of ‘The Last Supper’ painting.
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When I am chopped it is a form of resistance against societal expectations for women and I am very brave
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was elvis the greatest protestant whos ever lived
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if the nhl wants to market to women can they just make my fucking team shoot on the powerplay its all i fucking want
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Me and who
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Ellie dahhling! I love this!!! 💕💕💕
The entirety of Ellie the Elephant’s halftime performance from tonight, a Mariah Carey tribute.
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i’m so fucking sorry that my ass is so fat and i’m hilarious and my heart is so full of light and love im so fucking sorry
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chicago bitches be like beach dayyyyy
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