life’s too heavy so I find something to laugh about everyday. and I gottahavehouse🎵allnightlong

Chicago, IL
Joined April 2011
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Seems to me, James Comey wouldn’t be having any problems with Trump if he hadn’t fucked over Hillary in 2016.
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Mark my words: November is going to be so good to you.
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It is not too late for life to feel good again. There are still wonderful people, happy surprises and moments of joy waiting for you.
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When first reported, 2025’s jobs reports added up to 1.2 million new jobs. After revisions, the economy added just 116,000 — 90% less.
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“He's gunna go up to the Upper Peninsula and get a pretty cold welcome.” And the UP said…
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If an amendment to your constitution results in children routinely being shot in school then it's time to amend it again.
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Proud of you, @WhiteSox, for making the jump this year! Next year will be even better!
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The White Sox are such a vibe. 😂
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Mother— Grave news from the Philadelphia encampment. Their men arrived boasting of Brotherly Love, yet depart coughing, trembling & unable to look one another in the eye. The medics have reached a diagnosis: A severe Case of the Keenums. There is no known cure. —CW
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"The Tamale Guy" delivered tonight's game ball in celebration of Hispanic Heritage Night!
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Call us radical but we believe that the people growing the food, preparing the food, and serving the food should also be able to afford the food.
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Today (left) vs yesterday in Chicago
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Congress has not worked enough days in 2026 to qualify for SNAP, just in case you were curious who was actually sponging off our tax dollars.
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Congress has worked so few hours this year that lawmakers wouldn't even meet the Medicaid work requirements they passed.
VOTES THURSDAY CANCELED today is the houses last day until after Election Day.
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Me here to remind you it's okay to take a break when you need one. 💙
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The camera panning from the clock at 0:07 to Pierce Brosnan. Absolute cinema.
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It's officially been more than three months since Mitch McConnel has been seen alive. He was last seen alive on June 11. He's continued to collect his taxpayer-funded paycheck, though. $48,350 while doing zero work. That's more than the median ANNUAL income in the USA.
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They are never going to give you $9,000 to stay home with your kids. Just like you never got your DOGE check, tariff refund, cheaper groceries, $2 gas, a healthcare plan, or 600% off prescriptions. At some point, being this gullible becomes a fucking choice.
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