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women and lesbians can problematically objectify me. as a treat for pride month
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when the job market is so bad that you're going to follow your dreams instead
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BASED AS FUCK
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well no one has regretted a degree in math and philosophy
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being a lesbian feels like living in an alternate universe bc i've never met anyone who cared about acne or stretch marks or scars or shaving or anything like that
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"how to contour your nose" "buccal fat removal" "this filter will show you if your face is symmetrical" what if we all put our phones in the microwave and blow them up
girl maintenance is so expensive it鈥檚 not even enjoyable anymore 馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶 i be at my appointments with a straight face
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insecurities are manufactured and are a byproduct of patriarchal and capitalist economic system. as long as companies continue to create insecurities, they continue to be profitable. being beautiful shouldn't be a goal; it doesn't make you more likeable or loveable
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my kitty sits on the windowsill and my living room is street-level so there's been several times that i see people tapping on my window saying hi to my cat and it makes me so happy
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just saw two teenagers biking home from school and they were like "omg cat" and stopped and it was so wholesome
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Adorno on "hobbies"
I highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily
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all my homies love the stanford encyclopedia of philosophy
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butches can come act like fuckboys in my room if they want
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i was born in the right generation i love being a femme lesbian that scams straight men out of their money and spends it on butches
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i love when people ask me what i do for work and i say "reallocation of wealth"
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i was at a rave and the girl that i was with pulled up my shirt and squeezed my boobs without asking. would i be overreacting if i cut her off because of this???
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and like, i get it i'm a stripper and i've had sex in public etc but it's truly the principle of not asking for my consent first that's bothering me
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goth music truly captures the full spectrum of human emotion, which is anywhere from "i want to kill myself" to "let's make out in the cemetery"
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