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Where now for man raised by puffins?

Shutter Island ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
Joined January 2011
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โ€˜This week, I will mostly be eating ackee and saltfish.โ€™
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Since Iโ€™m educated and donโ€™t subscribe to that silliness, my furballs will be fed wet food at 3pm daily as usual.
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Today marks exactly 10 years since Hacker T. Dog delivered the greatest unscripted line in British television history. "We're just normal men... We're just innocent men."
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i truly despise their need to convert everyone simply because they feel stupid for believing utter nonsense and donโ€™t want to be the only idiot in the room
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Itโ€™s not Solankeโ€™s fault that he isnโ€™t Harry Kane. But it is his fault that heโ€™s not even Roberto Soldado, or god forbid Grzegorz Rasiak.
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The cunt bought himself a defender but cant be arsed to buy us one
๐Ÿšจ Jason Wilcox has now left Carrington, having arrived early this morning, per @DanyalHKhan. #MUFC
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๐Ÿ†โœจ OFFICIAL: Mikel Arteta wins Boring Coach of the Year.
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F**k off Storm Austen I'm having a pie
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Unai Emery expressive in his opinions about Sol Campbell.
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A Tottenham fan made this list ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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Catholic priests: "We donโ€™t rape children anymore." Also Catholic priests: "Let's pose with the most famous child rapist in history."
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We weren't asked whether we wanted him or not. Charles isn't our king. #NotMyKing #AbolishTheMonarchy
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The cameraman wasnโ€™t going to let Trump get away with his fake wave BS
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Time for real accountability........
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Poor grammar is a sin.
Alcohol is a sin. If you drink alcohol your a sinner.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Paul encourages Timothy to drink wine in 1 Timothy as a way to prevent his frequent illnesses. The action of consuming alcohol in of itself is not a sin. Over consumption leading to drunkenness is. biblestudytools.com/1-timothy/5-23โ€ฆ biblestudytools.com/galatians/5-21โ€ฆ biblestudytools.com/romans/13-13.hโ€ฆ
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Hello guys! We are just about in the UK top 10!! Iโ€™d really love to accomplish this milestone!!! If you can share, stream, grab a vinyl or CDs off the website we could stay in the top 10! Iโ€™m determined
โ€œI think I spoke too soonโ€ โ€ข my 2nd album โ€ข Out Now โœจ๐Ÿชฉ๐Ÿ’™ rachelchinouriri.com
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America, deal with your narcissistic, noncing, dictator, pissflap cunt, please.
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any day now lord.
Always coming soon until you enter your grave ๐Ÿ˜
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๐Ÿšจ A new Etihad Stadium attendance record for Manchester City today, with 600,817 packed in for the game against Ipswich. Bringing in an estimated ยฃ320m in new club revenue ๐Ÿคฏ
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