Computer security specialist, forensic researcher, and founder of FotoForensics. Sleep is not necessary. Mastodon: @hackerfactor@noc.social

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Pending new management at Twitter, this is my last tweet. Follow me on Mastodon: @hackerfactor@noc.social
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Replying to @elonmusk
By "all-time high", are you talking about drugs? Or are you holding the usage graph upside down?
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This is going to be my new way to address @thedarktangent and other security professionals: "Hey jeff what’s up? We really need a cyber attack bro"
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Given #Twitter in its current state, if @elonmusk wanted to sell, how much would you be willing to pay to own #Twitter?
9%$44 Billion
30%$44 Million
13%$44,000
48%Not even $44.
23 votes • Final results
While I'll keep this twitter account (as long as it is free), I've moved most of my activity and updates to mastodon: @hackerfactor@noc.social
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101 = odd parity "I am Elon Musk" = odd parody
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Replying to @elonmusk
@elonmusk Just to be clear: You overpaid $44B so you could run a political ad. Moreover, you didn't run the ad until most of the viewers had already left AND the ad sponsor (you) had lost all credibility. #fail
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Due to the ongoing (mental) instability and increasing untrustworthiness on Twitter, I've removed the direct posting links to Twitter from FotoForensics.
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Replying to @elonmusk
@elonmusk Why is your trending tweets system promoting a hashtag that is associated with child pornography? Does @twitter still have someone who can report these to NCMEC?
Replying to @Pin__Terest
Rack mounted. All power and external network come from ceiling drops. So, yeah, big power cables are separate from in-rack network cables.
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I also label power cables, for the same reason.
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Replying to @Pin__Terest
Each tag has the HW server name (not hostname) and the network name. This way, I can easily see that every cable in a hub is on the same network AND which machine it at the other end.
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Replying to @Pin__Terest
I ended up going to the machine room and tracing cables. That's when I realized that I was configuring router #7 and tracing the cable to router #9. Router #9 was unlabeled (not anymore!) I use my laser cutter to make custom tags on every cable end, so tracing was easy.
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Just spend a few hours trying to figure out why the router wasn't opening for test service. Turns out, I was trying to configure the wrong router. (Doh!) Time to start up the label maker!
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Replying to @campuscodi
Honest question: Here's what I don't get. They KNOW they are going to get kicked off of cloudflare, digital ocean, google, aws, azure, etc., so why do they always start there?
Long ago, a little kid asked that I did. I told him computer security research. He asked what that meant, and I replied "I make grown ups cry." He totally got it.
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Replying to @mekarpeles @Twitter
How soon before IA announces their net neutral social network?
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I eagerly await your response.
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