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mdh

@haggardbones

they drew first blood.

 In N Out
Joined April 2009
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I’m rooting for the Brewers to sweep only because I want John Smoltz to stop talking.
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I feel so bad for Vivek Ramaswamy’s wife. Just an all time fucking nerd.
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Just spent $6.06 for a cheesy Gordita crunch. I will be voting in the midterms now
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when i was like 8 years old with undiagnosed autism and i learned about intellectual property and copyright law and i pulled up to recess the next day like bad news guys. we can’t play avengers anymore. we’ll go to jail
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garshmo@garshmoOct 14
I could beat a guy in chess in one move it’s called the tombstone piledriver
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WBR@W_B_RickOct 15
Imagine being a white boy in 2004 when that Jay-Z Linkin Park album dropped
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@covie_93Oct 12
You're laughing, someone's racist uncle on Facebook lost his girlfriend in the Russian bot farm fire and you're laughing!
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Kelly Clarkson has a taser and she won’t leave the Rainforest Cafe until they sell her an animatronic toucan
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One of my greatest joys is both my dogs being able to acknowledge and differentiate all 4,672 of their nicknames.
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Bzz@bazyleeshekOct 5
ai slop made me appreciate manmade dogshit
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[SCHMITT]: "Why are you and your wife harboring Chinese spies?" [SMITH]: "We aren't." [SCHMITT]: "Let’s jog your memory, scumbag.” shows text bubble: <‘Do you mind picking up the chinese on your way home?’>
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Thought about restarting LOST, but I don’t think I’m in a position for any type of 18-month relationship.
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This is what every meal feels like when you’re a dog
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@LasVegasFillSep 27
Papi Steak at Fontainebleau $1000 Beef Case features a 55oz MS9 pure blood Australian Wagyu Tomahawk with the most insane presentation ever. What do you think?
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Seahawks lose, Cowboys lose, Rams lose. 49ers half dead, but 3-0. #BangBang
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as a californian it’s my duty to defend in n out til i die
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Dave
@gggiantsSep 27
The absolute worst Giants season I can ever remember finally, mercifully wraps up today
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me at the sushi restaurant after one sake bomb and a california roll i ate with a fork
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I was hyped for Brothers because True Detective S1 was one of the best seasons in television history. Unfortunately, it is not good and I laughed a total of zero times.
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Mf that's called THE UNITED STATES.
Catwoman (@SelinaSaysMeow) profile pictureCatwoman@SelinaSaysMeowSep 25
I need a team of villains who pretends to be heroes. They should do every crimes but blame other guys
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The reports are true, 9/10 Americans will never grasp the concept of a 4-way stop.
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