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Parent-approved tempeh and vadai devourer: Brown. Round. Turn frowns upside down.

Singapore
Joined October 2012
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coz you won't hear this on spotify
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حسابي بتويتر لإني مهتمة بكل المواضيع
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the funniest thing i’ve ever seen on this app 😭😭😭
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There’s a guy on IG who pours a whole pack of sugar on an ant hill to “give them sudden wealth, cause inflation and crash their economy” 😭😭😭
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Hamka Afiq retweeted
Floating logos in the sky of CBD Singapore
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Oui oui, im having a panique attacque
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twitter is so funny why would you think of this 😭😭😭
beauty and the beast furniture becoming human again
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The world does not need a billion suns. It needs stars and moons. Some people are the mountains, some the seas. Some stand as rivers, others trees. Your greatness is waiting for you to discover how it shines in the world and there's magic in knowing there's so much you can be.
How I feel when I see people my age do great things while I’m still stuck trying to figure out what the hell is going on in my life. teapaw.org/whotjj/status/21078630…
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Hamka Afiq retweeted
Tbh calling your significant other “boo” is rooted in ghostbusters.
The concept of calling your signifigant other "baby" is rooted in pedophilia idc
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Hamka Afiq retweeted
"translated from Japanese" cmon you should know this
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Potatoes are the non binary icons of vegetables, they’ve given us french fries, mashed potatoes, potato chips, hash browns, gnocchi, etc there’s no one else topping their versatility
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tangerine analyzing the fruit industry to see whos collab is gonna get her out of the dragon fruit asylum
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you want me to go to work? the thing that killed bryan?
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My fav time of the year is the two weeks when this meme format is resuscitated 😭
olivia dean when olivia student walks in
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Doomscrolling on Twitter instead of reels is the modern day equivalent to reading
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Is it weird that I start all my spreadsheets in 2B? 1A feels claustrophobic
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Hamka Afiq retweeted
just watched one of the greatest episodes in modern tv history probably
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if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate
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タイのGRABは雨とか渋滞時にドライバー側からキャンセルされることがよくある。距離短いと余計。なので私はすかさず可愛い自撮りを送りつけていて、2年間勝率100%。それをIgに載せたら友人(男)が俺もやるわって挑戦したんだけど、写真の後キャンセルされたってメール来て、死ぬほど笑ってるwww
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This looks like a screenshot from an ai generated mini-drama where she walks in on her husband having sex with a dragon
Taylor Swift stuns for her new single ‘Patient Zero.’
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