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Ghost of UmuofiaπŸ‘οΈ Excruciatingly independent thinker.πŸ”₯ Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden.πŸ’―πŸ“Œ

In the Caves.😩
Joined June 2015
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Nightly fireworks blasting across Ntinda-Naguru like we live in an ungoverned republic. ​ @PoliceUg @KCCAUG who gave these unhinged lumpens the license to terrorise neighborhoods and pollute our environment?
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Replying to @PetersonKilama
Equal Opportunities Commission falls under ministry of justice and constitutional affairs.
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Of what relevance is this now? As a friend as you claim had you at anyone time sat them down in peace talks? Did you engage a Counselor for them? Who's is using in this(most likely his extended family)? Let the man Rest in Peace.πŸ™πŸΎ
Rare Voice Note Reveals Late Comedian Kapeere’s Marital Struggles: A rare voice note has emerged featuring the late comedian Kapeere and his friend Vic, in which Kapeere reportedly asked him to document his final wishes before his death. During the emotional conversation, Kapeere opened up about alleged marital problems with his wife, Mama Trump, citing disrespect, financial disagreements, passport confiscation and constant domestic fights. He also accused her of undermining his relationships with friends who financially supported him. Kapeere reportedly expressed exhaustion with the marriage, revealing that he sometimes slept away from home to avoid confrontations. He further insisted that his property should be left in his children's names rather than his wife's. Vic now believes the frustrations revealed in the recording including previous confession by the late to take his own life, may have contributed to Kapeere's death, although the circumstances remain unconfirmed. Full interview: Vic Exclusive Youtube: youtu.be/46WAvdoIrh0?si=Do0a…
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If you don’t find this funny, contact a counselor 🀣
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This is the irony of political defection. Yusuf Nsibambi left FDC for NRM, apparently convinced that abandoning the opposition would open a better chapter in his political and personal life. He even became a regular television combatant, directing verbal ammunition at NUP. But what exactly did the journey deliver? If this is indeed him in the video, the contrast between the expectations associated with his political departure and his present appearance is striking. Sometimes people sacrifice the very political identity that gave them relevance, only to discover that their new destination has very different plans for them.
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We parents are the biggest challenge or call it a problem to our children.πŸ€­πŸ“Œ
Early this year, a mother brought her two sons both Makerere University graduates for mentorship. She waited to take them home. I told her to leave because they could find their own way. She then offered them UGX 150,000 for an Uber from Buganda Road to Kyanja! Honestly, I wasn’t motivated to mentor them because the problem was much deeper. It was foundational. Parents! Parents! Parents! How many times have I called you?
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Mufakinaye the name your father gave you say it all. Congratulations.πŸ‘πŸΎ Do you see how it feels good not passing through "Akamoori" you remember the noise & lamentations you made on LDC!πŸ€“ "A metal is bent by fire" Go guy wish you the best in this Professional journey.πŸ™πŸΎ
Dear haters, God created me as a very intelligent man, I have passed bar course pre entry exam with flying colors To God be the Glory To my friends, May Allah bless you! LDC Tujja Tujja actually Nzinja!
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My personal index, is whether Lufthansa flies to your country. That seems to indicate much more than meets the eye in some circles. To Africa, Lufthansa has DAILY flights to only 4 airports. JKIA, in Kenya. OR Tambo + Cape Town in Sata Afrika. And, Cairo International, Egypt.
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You're very local why should you carry a lot of money like that? Why not do a bank transfer to the account of the seller? Once the transaction is effected/credited, you just go into paper work. You're lucky like you have said, otherwise those thugs could have finished you.πŸ™†πŸΏπŸ˜³
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A Rufumbira proverb: "Kuba munyanja kwisamaki, ntikwayibujuije amaga" That the living in water all the time of the fish, didn't stop it from having a scary skin. I thought that when God directed our man to the "Lake of Laws" as a law student, he would develope shame of being unlawful. Gifts are congenital. I reaffirm. Only MPs under a registered political party can form a parliamentary caucus with a legitimate chief whip.
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At University level you're supposed to dissect & integrate every statement if he chose to understand it the Secondary way, it was his business.😩 Did he go to University ti study or to meander & loiter around?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜³πŸ€“
"Dr. Karanja said attendance was our business." Makes sense if you understand the whole meaning of running a business. You pay almost 100% attention to it.
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***to study
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Any Country, Any Organization, doesn't need decades of rhetoric Simanyi; Securing the future, Steady progress, Protecting the gains, etc. that's sloganeering.πŸ€“πŸ˜³ A mere LC1 Chairman is showing the whole World what "Transformation" means.πŸ“Œ Atte mbalaba mulibanyivvu.πŸ˜πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚
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Nothing to add, it's complete bizarre.πŸ™†πŸΏπŸ™†πŸΏπŸ™†πŸΏ
After interacting with people on this app for years, it is clear to see that literacy levels in this country have sunk to the floor. We have a real learning crisis on our hands, and it is the reason my friends and I started @EqualizeEduc, to do something about it.
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The greatest hero of our time. We need to build this man a monument the very moment we have swept the thieves out of this country. Besigye is pure of heart and resolute in a way the current crop of leaders cannot even pretend to be. He is a man who has given his freedom, his health and his own money to this struggle for decades. My hero today, tomorrow and many years to come.
While representing the people of Lusanja, we hit a dead end trying to find the money to fund their appeal against Mr. Medard Kiconco. Sensing our struggle, Hon. Erias Lukwago connected me with Rtd. Col. Dr. Kizza Besigye, who invited me to his Katonga offices and handed me the funds we desperately needed. I immediately asked for a pen and paper to write an official receipt for the money. Instead, he looked at me and asked, "Where did you write an acknowledgment when you chose to be their lawyer for free?" Speechless, I just walked out.
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If not for fear of being picked, many Ugandans think this way in private spaces. These are legitimate concerns and normal discourse that no one should fear to air because it makes people entering the political arena uncomfortable.
Prepare to start typing Free Luzzi. It seems his medula oblongata has connected with his aota and he's gone rogue after PLU and Gen Muhoozi πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘‡πŸΏπŸ‘‡πŸΏ
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Nkulaba.πŸ‘οΈπŸ“Œ
How do you understand sexual corruption, commonly known as sextortion? Watch the full video here: youtube.com/shorts/WPGuIM-IA…
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