@haretriggerdyke

i may have a rotten soul but at least i still love it all

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Joined April 2020
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i don't even think I'm real to be honest
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I am storing a lightbulb in my glove compartment because surely nothing bad can happen to it
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there is someone at my office who really likes Coldplay and they make it all our problem
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ciaran@ciarancat11h
yeah i commit adultery all the time. i'm over 18 after all
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making lunch for work the night before makes me feel like a selfcest housewife
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thought about the concept of a 90 year old Instagram reels addict while flying down the highway tonight and started smiling
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ursula c 👹@cloglover6923h
Unfortunately I am a beautiful woman with terminal Boyfriend Brain and I really need to let you know some trivia about a band that nobody cares about and show you a movie that sucks shit. It’s hard for us.
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The CEO of Venom once said: "If you raise the price of the energy drink I will Fucking Kill you."
sentient@NEVERLOGGINGOUT4 Nov 2022
this image is crazy because the most dangerous thing in this pic is the Venom, 99 cents per can it’s gotta be made out of orphan spit but it hits so hard
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if you're ever having a bad day just visualize Obama shitting his brains out on the toilet
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I've never met a nimby
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I've never met a yimby
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#liked
Akatan 🎴 🔜GLC, MFF, NFC@Akatan_artOct 24
WIP. Two felines having a polite and respectful conversation
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what if it was a 2 hour 54 minute black screen but it had all of the audio and it was called "You Can Hear Everything"
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He was wearing Rick Owens
Classic Horror Films
@HorrorHammer1Oct 24
Boris Karloff's boots from Frankenstein 1931
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the reason mail in ballots don't get "I voted" stickers is because the mail carriers keep them all to themselves
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ciaran@ciarancatOct 23
my comedy is too high brow and by that j mean when you hear it you raise an eyebrow high and walk away
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harp@haaarpbFeb 12
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im against services. I'm all about goods now
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getting rave reviews for my jokes, such as "you should walk into the street'
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formaldehyke@formaldehykeOct 23
h3h3 announced he just picked up a copy of polysecure
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bathroom review: McKenna's Cafe why does it look like this
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