We See Shrapnel Not People @J_U_N_0_

Joined September 2018
just remember they don’t love you like sentient loves you
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making lunch for work the night before makes me feel like a selfcest housewife
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“Thought for 9m 2s”
I texted my agent asking what to do about the Hasan Piker situation and it hasn't been helpful. This might be a snarker situation.
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I NEED to see him drenched in WATER wet and cold and shivering in the rain begging wet and dripping and frustrated and wet.
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I'm one of google's main wetwork technicians
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when you’re fighting in a muddy melee and the opposing knight grazes your cuisses… 🥴🥴🥴 touch my codpiece touch my fucking codpiece!!!
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Peter Caine dog training I truly believe female Bigfoot touched you scary style. You are one of a kind.
Landshark just sent me this
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Fakemink on instagram live at Comic Con
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this is my daughter, Companeigh Thyme
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NOBODY AURAFARMS LIKE NINA DOES
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Straight up had a wet dream about Bryan Resident Evil. Then I had to go into work. Fuck my life.
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I came on his face… I’m so evil.,,
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“In OUR Nation-State, we do things a little differently, for example we follow cold pragmatic realpolitik, we have no permanent friends or enemies, only interests.”
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I support just wildly overreaching and psychoanalyzing BU students for no reason
Conservatives are doomed to live in that one R Crumb comic for all time
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The "For You" page is now just designed to get stuck serving you Stormfront level shit if you click one thing now and you have to do the online equivalent of cleaning your room until its anime and ferrets again.
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14 year old me peaked early with this
do you know how utterly soul-destroying it is to see old pieces of text written by you with the full understanding that you will never be able to write that way again. you simply cannot string sentences together in the same manner. your lexicon has shrunk. your brain is fried
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I can’t stop thinking about BUGGERYVICTIM. She would be the most beautiful woman to ever exist.
queer twitter @'s if twitter existed in the 1800s: BUGGERYVICTIM SodomlteLuv Morphine_Trade FairyTown1879 _WEIBLING_ SAlLORBAIT
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Trump posts cryptic health message: "A healthy person has a thousand dreams. A sick person has only one (to get better)! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
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