Exiled Mancunian living in Cambridge

Cambridge, United Kingdom
Joined October 2008
Can you travel from Land's End to John O'Groats without stepping foot in a Tory constituency? No. Because there are two 'barriers' of Tory seats blocking your route out of Cornwall and across the Borders into Scotland. Otherwise, yes, but only via Wales. #GeneralElection2024
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Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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UPDATED: This is the list of confirmed UK retailers who will currently not allow you to enter their premises if you’re wearing a poppy. Please reconsider and take your business elsewhere! C&A Our Price Little Chef Happy Eater Mister Byrite Debenhams Berni Inn Abbey National BHS Allders The Link Comet Allied Carpets Do It All Madhouse Index Safeway Gateway Dan-Air Keddies Gateway Ratners Alliance and Leicester Gamestation Dixons Phones4U Rumbelows Bejam Monarch Netto Thomas Cook Littlewoods Bradford and Bingley Texas Homecare Somerfield Barratts Tandy Courts JJB Sports Radio Rentals Virgin Megastores Woolworths
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🧵 Wow - this article is bordering on unhinged! Apparently the BBC is akin to a “North Korean re-education camp” for teaching children about net-zero and covering both the pros AND cons of immigration Join me for a masterclass in cherry-picking and context stripping to brainwash your own readers👍🏻
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Imagine telling a Bournemouth fan 20 years ago that they'd beat both AC Milan and Manchester United 3-0 in the same week
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I binge-watched 7UP to 70UP. Which was quite a moving experience. By the end I liked all of the participants a great deal, but omg Paul was the kindest and gentlest individual. His mantra was always from the age of 7 just to be kind to everyone. The world needs more Pauls.
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Pretty sure not too many people were using that part of Brighton Pier which just collapsed in the storm.
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feels like there's kind of an elephant in the room with this map but I can't quite put my finger on it
What if russia occupied 20% of your country?
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There should be an app where you upload your bills and bored billionaires swipe right to pay them.
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Now this daft old twat seems unaware of CCTV.
Can you imagine anything more ridiculous How did you know to have the camera ready ?
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Narrator: It isn't
Huge congratulations, Suella! Patriot: Empire, Betrayal and Hope is now the No.1 bestseller on Amazon. So proud of you, and thank you to everyone who has bought a copy and come to the events. 🇬🇧📚
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Finally. Someone says no to taking the bible with them on #desertislanddiscs Always thought it was such an archaic element in the show. I'd take it to use as kindling for my bonfire but that might would probably be censored.
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🚨Breaking: NO Premier League winners medals were stolen.
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Twitter jizzing itself into a righteous fury about "trigger discipline" today over a photo op with what was essentially a prop. Meanwhile acrual firearms officers shot Jean Charles de Menezes 11 fucking times.
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BREAKING: City’s 114 punishment has been announced. Carrick to be appointed City manager for 2 years. City are appealing. 🤣🤣🤣
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Replying to @MichaelLynchy
If you believe this is a real quote, please I beg you, disconnect the internet, throw your phone away, go live in a cave.
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Actually in the film, Colonel Dax doesn't die.
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Happy Back to the Future Day! 🎬 Back To The Future II (1989)
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This is ridiculous. Guy leaves a folder on a train. 30 minutes of self pity and melodramatic weeping ensue. It was like a bad comedy sketch. #lifechanging
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Let’s get Hancock for manslaughter.
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BREAKING: Manchester City are possibly looking at a 9,000,000 point deduction and each player will be LITERALLY liquidated by Gary Neville with a ray gun according to independent sources. Further punishment could include Joe Royle being eaten alive by aggressive army ants.
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