.NET developer. Mentor. Stand-up comedian (@simonharriyott). Guitarist, bassist, accordionist, drummist, singist. Speedcuber. Plaque-spotter. VWT2. He/him.
Uckfield, Sussex, UK
Joined January 2007
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Not long now and not many tickets left! Grab your tickets asap for Stomping Ground Comedy! The line up includes MC @dooleys73 Alex Mason, @KateBarella Ben Carter and headliner @esther_manito
Tickets can be purchased through the link below;
tinyurl.com/2y8wafvn
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Uckfield next Wednesday with our TV headliner @rocknrolga!
Tickets: jokepit.com/comedy-by/599 – at Uckfield, England
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Britain faces a simple and inescapable choice - stability and strong Government with me, or chaos with Ed Miliband: facebook.com/DavidCameronOff…
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Do you buy cathedral city cheese? Then give this a read. Just dropped from the environment agency. #riverpollution
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UCKFIELD!!! @comedyremedyclu is back at the Station Pub on Wednesday. Grab your tickets now!!! jokepit.com/comedy-in/tunbri…
Our headliner this month is the brilliant @jenivescomedian plus @am_petrovic Shannon Sumthing, Dawn Williams, Daniel Daly, Timothy Woodbridge and Ben Carter!
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Grab your tickets now for the June Stomping Ground Comedy! Slight change in line up, our headliner is now the brilliant @DinnyNathan the line up also includes the very funny Annabel Edmonds, @scamwilliams & @karen_hobbs
Tickets; eventbrite.co.uk/e/live-at-t…
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The next @comedyremedyclu gig coming up is in Uckfield on 16 March 2022! The line up includes @Jonny_meese @victoriamelody @aimeecooperform Paul Griffiths Matt Roseblade & headliner Fiona Ridgewell!!! jokepit.com/comedy-in/tunbri…
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Please retweet if you want Labour, LibDems and Greens to form a Progressive Alliance at the next election in order to oust the Tories and introduce PR.
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This is just 😂
So.. people applying for the role of Full Stack Web Developer this for you 🤣
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This is Nus Ghani Tory MP for Wealden. Today she voted to support corruption and sleaze. Let’s make sure we vote @Nus_Ghani out. We deserve so much better. #OwenPaterson #ToryCorruption #TorySleaze
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If only the government worked as hard protecting the vulnerable as they do protecting their chums
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Can we crowdfund a bribe? What do we want done? Universal basic income? NHS payrise? Stephen Crabb to have to dress as an actual crab?
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The Prime Minister won’t change the rules to stop sexual harassment after a Tory MP was found guilty.
But he has just confirmed that he will change the rules to allow cash for access after a Tory MP was found guilty of breaking the rules on paid lobbying.
Says it all. #PMQs
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Most UK women are trans inclusive. We are the ones being ignored while the media, over run with transphobes, panders to transphobes.
