alter ego.

Joined November 2022
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Is there a different version of her that only men can see? I’m really curious… what do men even see in her?
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Your package was delayed due to unpredictable weather. FedEx and UPS finally found common ground.
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What men call “being a simp” vs. what women call being treated right His version: • Thinks buying flowers is embarrassing. • Calls other men weak for being affectionate. • Acts like remembering her coffee order is a personality defect. Her version:
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Felabration fit 👗
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Hello 🥵🥰
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Maturing is realizing no man can go eleven rounds at night & this is just content.
A very short stóry about a very long night
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STAY ALIVE FEW DAYS AWAY
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Giant Blackheads remove from the back.
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sweet unexpected reunion with my Ex 🥹😭 A thread 🎥👇🏾
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Thank you 700 followers ❤️😘 I’m still open to connecting with new followers, follow me for a quick follow back🥹👌
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When bestie come around 😬 👇A thread 🎥
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Apart from embarrassing yourself and having weird sex all your life!! Why would you let that thing touch you as a young girl 😳.. I mean where is the gain
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He sent her money to do her nails, only for her to admit she did a mediocre nails because she was too lazy
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Dear @apple, I really wish “Delete and Report Spam” meant they wouldn’t text me again.
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Sydney Sweeney Dating History: 2021 — Jonathan Davino 🇺🇸 2022 — Jonathan Davino 🇺🇸 2023 — Jonathan Davino 🇺🇸 2024 — Jonathan Davino 🇺🇸 2025 — Jonathan Davino 🇺🇸 2025 — Scooter Braun 🇺🇸…. Love
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Bro forgot how to speak English 💀
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day 46 without sex: i ran down my stairs in my flip flops just so i could hear a clapping noise 😭
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I spent my last $87 helping a stranger at the grocery store. The next morning, my boss called me into his office and asked a question that made my heart stop. But I need to explain what happened first. I was having one of the worst months of my life. My rent was overdue, my electricity bill was sitting on the kitchen counter, and my car had started making a noise I couldn’t afford to investigate. I had $87 left in my checking account until payday. That evening, I stopped at a grocery store after work to buy a few cheap meals.
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cardi choosing local beauty supply stores over sephora and ulta to house her haircare line is community economics.
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This looks like normal until you reach at fourth second 😂🥹
يدرسون اعضاءنا شدخلهم فينا سلامات ؟! والله المفروض مايدرسون هالشي العيال
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