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Joined April 2022
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I get it is annoying dealing with bureaucracy but there is actually a reason they do things. But feel free to run for office in a platform of "leave a bunch of kids behind, fuck 'em, I'm annoyed with the emails and the bitchy secretary whose doing a job I never will because I think it's beneath me". I'll probably vote for you
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I hope this happens and I can't wait to see huffy indignation from the fraternity of barristers that this would hmm ackshually be an abuse of parliamentary privelige and Ms Berki's evidence must sit behind a rapist's injunction forever
Replying to @DanNeidle
Witnesses to Parliamentary Committees have absolute parliamentary immunity. If the House of Women and Equalities Committee called Ms Berki as a witness then she'd be unconstrained by the injunction. And, for the first time in eleven years, we could hear her side of the story.
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Someone just called Zack Polanski ‘Oswald Muesli’. Rude.
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Topsoil retweeted
This was a legitimate story and it’s right to recognise Jack. The number of journalists who criticised his decision to investigate *at all* was shocking.
Replying to @jgro_the
Recognition from fellow journalists is much appreciated as this is undoubtedly a difficult and polarising story, with a tragic outcome. Many people still do not accept its legitimacy but it was an important public interest story which sparked public debate about key issues of our age timeshighereducation.com/opi…
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Mao was a dictator and George Washington owned 300 slaves
White people call Mao a “dictator” when America’s first President owned 300 slaves.
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Jason Arday’s PhD Supervisor Recycled a Coauthored Chapter Into His Own Thesis and His Book The man who oversaw Jason Arday’s doctorate now runs student experience at the university that cleared it, I report. His own PhD reused 2,000 words of a three-author chapter, unquoted and mostly uncited. Amid the recent imbroglio over Jason Arday’s alleged plagiarism, academic fraud and serial fabulism, a quiet question has gone unanswered: Who were his academic advisors? And how did they neither catch on to, nor ultimately prevent, the evident flaws in his 2015 PhD thesis and other published scholarship? During the weeks leading up to Dr. Arday’s resignation from his Cambridge University professorship and ultimate death in August, a source pointed me toward his thesis advisor at Liverpool John Moores University (LJMU), Philip Vickerman. In particular, my source said, I should examine whether there was textual overlap between Dr. Vickerman’s own PhD thesis at Leeds University and other published work. I found plenty. Dr. Vickerman’s 2004 thesis contains 37 clusters, comprising 2,010 words, that are identical to a book chapter, published in 2003, that he coauthored with two other people. None of the recycled passages in the thesis are in quotation marks and 30 of them bear no citation. All 37 passages wound up, at least in part, in a 2007 book Dr. Vickerman published as an individual author. Thirty-six of those passages are largely intact. Just four cite the 2003 book chapter.
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Replying to @suzania
“Skel-u-mini-uhm”
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when the drones strike bot farms and the trolls are disarmed that's amore
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Topsoil retweeted
Green Party leader in waiting Mothin Ali makes an emotional speech calling for improved recycling facilities and new investment into wind turbines.
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“Sorry, I know you have fresh evidence on Epstein but you’ve hit your quota and we can’t mention him ever again”
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The thing about bond markets is that if Labour said: "We're going to borrow this money to do a massive investment in nuclear energy, built to Korean standards, we're going to expand our airports and ports, renew and expand Britain's highway and rail systems, renew Britain's armed services and we're going to dramatically overhaul our planning and approvals system to do it rapidly" Labour would get a very positive response from the markets and its borrowing rate would fall. Unfortunately what Labour tells the markets is "we're going to borrow money and throw it at our client groups - welfare recipients, pensioners, the public sector and unions - basically the least productive members of society". Oddly enough this doesn't go down very well.
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Topsoil retweeted
“I can fall asleep and not worry that I’m going to get kidnapped!” is literally the first thing that my wife said when she rode in a Waymo for the first time. Dudes have no idea how liberating autonomous cars are going to be for women.
fell asleep in a waymo and woke up at my destination. the machines of loving grace are already here
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Replying to @capedjoosader
Mate if you can't drive round a corner without hitting it get in touch with the DVLA and they'll cancel your licence.
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Blackmailing teenagers over nude pictures is a crime that should be punished with a severity bordering on cruel and unusual. 10+ years in federal prison for anyone convicted. Predator drones for the criminal gangs in third-world countries organizing this. I’m completely serious. There are thousands of cases every year now. If you want to FA with the type of extortion that causes 15-year-old kids to kill themselves, then you can go ahead and FO.
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I really like the greens but am: a) pro nuclear b) pro HS2 c) pro infrastructure d) a believer that recycling is pissing in wind e) think rejoin is bad Decarbonisation can’t be nimbyism.
I hate the greens I hate the greens I hate the greens I hate the greens I hate the greens I hate the greens I hate the greens
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Replying to @RupaHuq
“ I hear you’re a NIMBY now, Rupa.”
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Now let's sum up: Taking Putin's ex-wife's villa won't shut down MKB Raduga Taking Putin's ex-wife's villa won't shut down MKB Raduga Taking Putin's ex-wife's villa won't shut down MKB Raduga Taking Putin's ex-wife's villa won't shut down MKB Raduga Do you get it?
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"Cunning Russians stealing, pirating and hacking" is huuugely overrated "Western producers working hard to customise their product, so that Russian would find it easier to use" is just as hugely underrated
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Replying to @fesshole
The bloke who served me at the supermarket was rude, unhelpful, and stunk of beer and cigarettes. I thought, 'That's the last time I'm using the self-service checkout'
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Meghan Markle condemned after Queen’s funeral for reason British press have not yet decided.
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