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bay area/new orleans
Joined March 2015
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I've crunched the latest Nov numbers, and nothing has changed regarding the anticipated effects of this year's extreme El Niño event in California. There remains very strong evidence that the odds are heavily tilted toward an unusually wet, or perhaps even extremely wet, winter.
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You got games on your phone?
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Due to the significant nature of the upcoming storm in NorCal and Central California. I've issued my first storm product of the season, and it is now fully operational. A storm warning is now going to take effect beginning 12Z Friday for the northwest California coast due to heavy rainfall, strong winds, and very large breaking waves. On the other hand, a Level 1 storm risk is being highlighted for the SF metro area and Sacramento Valley. A Level 2 storm risk is for extreme northern California, the Sierra Mountains, and the Big Sur coast. NOTE: This is not an "OFFICIAL" NWS product; please seek official information. This product is handcrafted and developed by me and highlights a reasonable severity level of Pacific storms specifically for California. But please note that NOT all criteria are needed; for example, SFO is in a storm advisory because rain amounts will be under 1.25 in and wind gusts under 45 mph, but no flooding from heavy rain is expected at this time so this is wind & heavy rain driven risk. In Fort Bragg, CA, there's a high risk, meaning rain amounts are forecasted to reach 1.75 in or greater, with wind gusts greater than 45 but not exceeding 60 mph and flooding likely.
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thizzical ✌︎ therapist retweeted
以前,我带你们长征;现在,我又要带你们“长征”了。 ——在滴水洞会见湖南干部(1966年6月26日)
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Confidence continues to grow surrounding a wet, and possibly very wet, period developing in CA (especially NorCal) by Friday. While a wide range of outcomes is possible, more than a few ensemble members are depicting quite impressive rainfall for Nov. So...things are ramping up!
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thizzical ✌︎ therapist retweeted
my friend just got back into the dating scene and sent me this
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imagine a universe where portugal got to california before spain and we had lã do rei instead of lana del rey
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Shawty like "absinthe is a liquer made of wormwood and anise" and I'm tryna liq-huer and put my worm wood in her anise
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Ocean waters off San Diego County are nearly as warm as those off Cape Canaveral, Florida, at 75°F (24°C). That's nearly 11°F (6°C) above normal, instead of the rapid cooling November usually brings. El Niño is the main culprit.
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thizzical ✌︎ therapist retweeted
"Are Cajuns Southerners?" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
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thizzical ✌︎ therapist retweeted
if you're not careful san francisco will trick you into caring a lot about money
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The biggest ideological divide is not between women and men, or between those who went to college and those who didn't. It's between renters and owners.
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insanely cruel that human beings can only speak a very limited amount of languages fluently
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ok i'll bite. who the hell is "donald trump"
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thizzical ✌︎ therapist retweeted
California is experiencing one of the most extraordinary marine heatwaves in it's history. Water temperatures off Santa Barbara reached nearly 75°F today, 12°F above normal. Off San Diego County, temperatures reached above 77°F in the past week. From the Bay Area to San Diego, coastal waters are running 6–12°F above normal. Category 5, or “beyond extreme,” marine heatwave conditions are occurring along virtually the entire Southern California coast. Farther north, temperatures off Monterey have reached 68°F and 67°F off Half Moon Bay. This exceptional warmth could have major consequences for marine life and could help enhance storms this winter.
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Today's US extreme temperatures in the lower 48 US States are both found in California 93F El Monte 12F Mammoth Lakes There is a total lack of extreme cold in the Northern States, so high elevations of Sierra Nevada are favoured,since the stable atmospheric conditions and the strong differences of temperatures in altitudes and between day and night. We don't expect changes for few more days: Very warm week in The SW deserts. (low/mid 90s)
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thizzical ✌︎ therapist retweeted
Передача знамени парижских коммунаров московским рабочим на Ходынке в Москве, 1924
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We got a really fantastic new paper from Gino Caspari and team confirming that the ancient Scythians were using cannabis for its psychoactive properties. Herodotus implied it and archaeologists have found seeds, but not hard physical evidence. They even found human hair with THC!
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For a century before steam, ships went where the wind let them. This video uses the CLIWOC database: more than 250,000 noon positions copied from Dutch, British, Spanish and French ships' logbooks between 1750 and 1855. First every voyage is folded into a single year, so the fleets move with the seasons. Then the tracks build up into the full century. The routes are wind routes. Ships bound for the Cape swung far west towards Brazil to get round the calms and the southeast trade winds, then ran east before the westerlies. Dutch ships for Batavia followed the Brouwer route through the Roaring Forties before turning north to Java. British ships fill the Indian Ocean on their way to India and China, and Spanish ships head for the Río de la Plata and the Caribbean.
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thizzical ✌︎ therapist retweeted
The Way, a pipe-shaped universe 50Km across and of infinite length, the light provided by a linear flaw along its axis. Set in the walls of distorted space-time at intervals of a billion kilometers, gateways into other spaces... #GregBear #Eon
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