@hellotorisari

Honestly, if it were “raining men” Hallelujah wouldn’t be the word that came to mind | Part Antagonist, Part Protagonist | Currently Bitter

 Manhattan, NY
Joined November 2018
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A girl on TikTok just said she is wearing her aunts vintage top from the early 2000’s and I’m dead.
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A haunted house, but it's just my house and I've had to call the plumber twice in one week
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anna@annakatherines_Oct 25
Guy came to steam clean my mattress and was like “you have so many things! You do not need so many things. None of it matters in the end.” And I was like. thank you steam clean mattress guy
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I really don't need a “Sunday night reset.” I need a medium sized inheritance and five consecutive business days where nobody needs anything from me.
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soph🕷️
@ngbarsophie19h
“Repeating outfits” you mean wearing the clothes I already own?
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Nobody prepares you for how much quieter you become in your 30s ! You stop needing to be seen, chosen, understood or validated ! You just want to feel rested, regulated, grounded & at peace !
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sammm ☆@onlysammmsOct 25
half of my sunday goes into stressing over the fact that it’s monday tomorrow and the other half goes into wishing i had another sunday
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“Far left” and it’s just me saying a full time job should cover rent and groceries.
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Pan@pangrey123Oct 25
Working for 5 good days just to be free for 48hours just don't sit right with me tbh
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Turgid Verse
@gullyvuhrOct 25
My favorite thing about camping is when I don't go and have running water and electricity instead.
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@Demeter_EriniaOct 25
Saturdays done then it’ll be Monday then November then 2027
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A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.
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gaby
@ggclx_22h
There should be an app where you upload your bills and bored billionaires swipe right to pay them
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Softboy
@softboy_wOct 25
Sometimes you just gotta sit on the edge of your bed in a towel after a shower and wonder how we went from discovering fire to paying for cloud storage.
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Me after half a glass of red wine
Ignatius J. Wryly@WallawallaslimOct 24
i drank some holy water and now i’m a god
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refilwe🫦@mofo_refilweOct 25
Is it just me, or does this year have way too many Mondays? You start the weekend... it’s Monday. You start the weekend... Monday.
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kiesha
@kiesha9iOct 25
somewhere right now a cat is sitting in front of a perfectly good bowl of food waiting for someone to rearrange it slightly so it becomes edible again.
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America is a place where you can buy a gun at one store, a bottle of wine at another, and then get denied antidepressants because your insurance requires prior authorization.
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I don’t need a financial advisor. I need someone to stand beside me while I browse Amazon and whisper, “You came here for garbage bags.”
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Nothing makes me feel more accomplished than finishing an errand I’ve been mentally preparing for since Tuesday.
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The audacity of companies charging a convenience fee for something that is, in fact, wildly inconvenient.
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