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Magic internet money and magic internet frens | ICM and Perps maxi. gonna outdo em all prev founder, @telisxyz @sidebot_ @pukecastIN

The road less taken
Joined April 2020
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Gud tek
the endgame was never an AI that tells you what to trade. it’s an agent that remembers, decides, executes, learns from the outcome, and comes back better next time. that’s what we’re building on @solana. alpha fades. intelligence compounds.
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gm gm folks suggest a few accounts to vouch and slash. also, does top 1k look achievable? great cook either ways @Slayed_eth 🔥
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gm @commonsmade vouching for my cto @hem_318 (cracked dev) - we got a few new apps coming soon hopefully 👀
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have been seeing a lot of ppl talk about how prediction markets can enter online casinos one use case is removing the house from the casino built weball.wtf to test it out its way more fun than stake still losing money but losing to the market feels better than losing to a casino right now its basically plinko but we replaced the bins with 5 and 15 min polymarkets the ball drops and randomly decides which market your bet goes to still building it will launch later
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gm ct ☀️ woke up to winning the $10,000 @MarketBubble vibe code challenge shoutout to the cto @hem_318 + it’s my birthday grateful 🙏
this is the CRAZIEST two weeks of my crypto career and ive been here since 2017 I CTOd the $ANSEM token around the same time I called the BOTTOM on $BTC and $SOL
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It's literally insane, the things you can make your @opengotchi do. Mine orders me redbull every time I press the button thrice. 3 clicks → playwright on my mac → Redbull ordered on @letsblinkit claude wrote it once, then the runtime is free, 0 tokens used for ordering.
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Roles our ecosystem is looking for and people I endorse. Roles - Brainrot video editor (Consumer app) - Intern/Marketing (Consumer) People - @basit_ (Marketing/GTM, Product, CT Lead) - @hem_318 (Product, Marketing/GTM)
life update: 15 days ago, i resigned from my role at @nunchi to focus on what’s next. this wasn’t an easy decision, but a deliberate one to move in a direction that aligns with my growth. for the past 8 months, i’ve been deep in the trenches as a product evangelist (or “chief explaining officer,” as i like to call it), working to make yield perpetuals understandable for DeFi users. i’ve operated across product, content, community, and distribution translating complex ideas into something people actually engage with, and creating content that reached thousands. i gave this role everything i had. but at some point, you realize it’s not just about working hard. it’s about working in a direction you can fully stand behind. and for me, that clarity wasn’t there anymore. that doesn’t take away from the product. i still believe yield perps are a novel idea. one that requires deep execution and continued effort to make it truly accessible. what this experience gave me is clarity on where i do my best work. i’m leaning into GTM and business development. i’m at my strongest when i help teams bridge the gap between product, UX, and distribution, turning complex systems into something people actually understand and use. and at the core of that, i’ll always be a product “evangelist”. if you’re building and thinking seriously about growth, GTM, or BD. i’d love to work with you.
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Had a lot of fun vibe coding this with zac @lifiprotocol’s composer api is genuinely the swiss army knife of defi!one endpoint handles token swaps, cross-chain bridges, AND vault deposits.
Introducing @YieldUFO 🛸 - explore planets (markets) 🪐 - abduct animals (vaults) 🐄 - deposit from any major evm chain ♻️ - vibe coded w/ @hem_318 🧑‍💻 YieldUFO.com
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added 11 new chains and set fees to 0% @bridgedgg ethereum, hyperevm, megaeth, bnbchain, starknet, monad, abstract, arbitrum, polygon, inkchain, unichain please help test: bridgeception-git-feat-all-c… gib feedback: forms.gle/HrbuyEbNWJ7C6Knp7
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caught ya'll sleeping
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Welcome @worldmarketsinc (WM), MegaETH's liquidity backbone WM is the first exchange to unify spot, under-collateralized lending, and perps under one portfolio-level risk engine. Fully onchain An exchange designed to help you Make More Money on MegaETH (NFA) Live now in Beta
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we built a tamagotchi that runs on @monad_eco and controls your room with @openclaw ESP32 + LCD + 5 buttons. feed it, play with it, heal it — every action burns $MONA on-chain neglect it and your lights go red, temp climbs to 29°C\, and Alexa starts warning you read more : github.com/This-Is-Captain-C… $MONA live on @nad_fun for Moltiverse
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For the whole of 2021 I kept waiting, one day we'll finally mint em rare. today was the day @WCNetizens Netizens in control.
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If you bridged with Telis during our stress test you have a soulbound cat waiting for you. Team is going to use the data gathered to improve on their algo and come back with improvements. If they achieve their goal it'd lead to MegaETH orderbooks powering all crosschain txs.
Thanks for joining our beta. While most of the Mega Community already received Gas airdropped or through a faucet, Telis served 3000+ users, completing 5000+ mainnet transactions with just 4 delays. While taking 0 fees, our system balance also remained delta neutral, even as the ETH price changed ~15% over our beta period. To mark this milestone, we have taken a snapshot of all our users and have airdropped a Soul-bound NFT. Go to app.telis.xyz to check your NFT and Beta tester status.
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Enter the rabbit hole
Introducing The Rabbithole — your MegaETH ecosystem frontend Mainnet is now fully open to the public. Rabbithole is how users: → Discover live and upcoming apps → Bridge and swap assets → Get notified of ecosystem events → More Live now. Features and link below.
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Maximum limit increased to $50, $USDM support added through @kumbaya_xyz Swap any Base or Solana tokens for USDM or ETH on MegaETH, up to $50. Join the last dance before we mega the ETH!
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