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Howard “Stretch” Emery

@hemery411

ΣΧ ‘83 | Wells Fargo | Not an Alcoholic | Girl dad | New England Supremacist | Certified Burger | Dangler

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I related to when Gunna said “hit that pussy like golf ball” in his song Top Off, because I don’t golf very often and when I do golf I hit the golf ball very poorly
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#shocker
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Boss just told me he’s paying for my spring break for the bars 30 year anniversary I’ve never been so happy
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I went back to work and put on the security vest and talking to girls is like shooting fish in a barrel
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Guy soft launching transitioning: dude what if I wore a dress for Halloween
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Replying to @JamesHard2018
Orange Crate on my TL
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Hooooooooly fuck
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I’m 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Called out a girl on ig for wearing the same costume 2 nights in a row and she is NOT happy
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Me and @JamesHard2018 beer collection for the afternoon #rinsed
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I think I should just stay in the rest of the weekend maybe
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I think after last night I should delete Snapchat and also start up my transfer applications
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Went to myn friends. House to do rumple shots and I am in shambles
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I am Ferb
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Prize picks #rackattack @RichardNKD
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I will die for my country, New England
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All you have to say is "I will die for my country New England" and you'll instantly get a thousand likes
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Switching to your secondary is faster than reloading! #11am
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1 year ago today I got sniped on YikYak #HumbleBrag
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No way this whole thing was documentary promo
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@netflixOct 28
The explosive lawsuit brought by Jane Doe against Cornell University has sparked vocal protests on campus and visceral backlash online. INSTADOCS: JANE DOE v. CORNELL examines the often-flawed systems that investigate student sexual assault claims — including campus police and Title IX, the process for reporting sexual misconduct at most U.S. universities. Premieres October 29.
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Cake with mouthwash anybody?
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Many such cases #Wednesday
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