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Claire Standish

@heyjohnbender

Do you know how popular I am? I'm so popular. Everybody loves me so much at this school.

 Des Plaines, IL
Joined April 2013
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Agreed
Helen S Fields (@Helen_Fields) profile pictureHelen S Fields
@Helen_Fields21h
Okay people, that's two days in a row. We need to talk about WORDLE.
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Are you serious right now
Reuters (@Reuters) profile pictureReuters
@ReutersNov 5
US FAA says it will phase out floppy disks from air traffic control by 2028 reut.rs/4zsSsu2
US FAA says it will phase out floppy disks from air traffic control by 2028

US FAA says it will phase out floppy disks from air traffic control by 2028

The US Federal Aviation Administration said on Thursday it will ‌replace by the end of 2028 the outdated floppy disks used for weather and other critical information at more than 400 air traffic...

reuters.com
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If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.
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Claire Standish retweeted
Angry Staffer (@Angry_Staffer) profile picture
Angry Staffer
@Angry_StafferNov 4
Trump: vote like I’m on the ballot America: understood. Fuck you.
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Ken Paxton stops at the bottom of escalators with people behind him.
Janice Hough (@leftcoastbabe) profile pictureJanice Hough
@leftcoastbabeOct 31
Ken Paxton eats salsa made in New York City.
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What
TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZOct 25
Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers tmz.com/2026/10/25/nicki-min…
Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers

Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers

Nicki Minaj has received some informal nominations to be the next White House press secretary ... with 2 staffers glowingly floating her name as a replacement after Katie Zacharia was fired.

tmz.com
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Always on the important issues
Olena Rohoza (@OlenaRohoza) profile pictureOlena Rohoza
@OlenaRohozaOct 24
⚡️Trump explained how his intelligence is getting out of control. “I wanted to go into this little store in Texas. There was a sign on the door that said ‘PUSH.’ You know, those signs that tell you how to open a door. Very useful things. Those signs are very useful. I pushed the door, and nothing happened. A dead end! It was a dead end! And then I realized something. I turned the sign around, and on the other side it said ‘PULL.’ (applause) I pulled the door open and got into that damn store! (applause) I did it! My intelligence is getting out of control. I don’t know why this is happening, but it keeps growing every single day!” (applause)
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Who could blame katlin Collins if she said Fuck off you fat fuck and drop the mic and walk off. She would be a national hero.
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Read this
Andrew Feinberg (@AndrewFeinberg) profile pictureAndrew Feinberg
@AndrewFeinbergOct 20
Trump lost control and ordered me to be ‘quiet’ in the Oval Office. Then it got personal ift.tt/61csZHK
Trump lost it and ordered me to be ‘quiet’ in the Oval Office. Then it got personal

Trump lost it and ordered me to be ‘quiet’ in the Oval Office. Then it got personal

What was supposed to be an announcement on fraud quickly devolved into Trump vs The Independent. Andrew Feinberg details how it all happened in the Oval Office

the-independent.com
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Well I guess we agree on one thing
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“I have some very severe problems” WTH
Ed Krassenstein (@EdKrassen) profile pictureEd Krassenstein
@EdKrassenOct 15
BREAKING: President Trump just admitted that he has major health issues.
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Claire Standish retweeted
Agolf Twitler Slayer (@slayer_agolf) profile picture
Agolf Twitler Slayer@slayer_agolfOct 14
This is the tweet of the century! Retweet if you agree!
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Delulu
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynOct 10
Trump: She's very elegant. She did a movie, I think it's the number one movie of the year. Melania. And I don't like that it's the number one movie, you know why? There's only room for one star in the family, so I don't need this movie stuff. I don't need it.
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JFC
NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_USOct 11
Department of Justice investigating whether ABC, CBS, CNN, NBC and Fox News violated federal antitrust laws by briefly suspending pooled coverage of Donald Trump. — NYT
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Was this written by a dog
NBC News (@NBCNews) profile pictureNBC News
@NBCNewsOct 8
A surprising new study finds that people who sleep near their dogs don’t experience disrupted sleep. If anything, the University of Toronto researchers discovered, we humans are the ones disturbing our dogs’ sleep. nbcnews.com/health/health-ne…
Lie down with dogs, wake up refreshed? That’s what a new study suggests.

Lie down with dogs, wake up refreshed? That’s what a new study suggests.

You’re more likely to disrupt your dog’s sleep than they are yours, new study suggests.

nbcnews.com
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Claire Standish retweeted
Brian Krassenstein (@krassenstein) profile picture
Brian Krassenstein
@krassensteinOct 7
This is the best video I’ve ever seen. Way to go @ProjectLincoln

Daisy L.A.

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Ooooh goodie
Molly Ploofkins (@Mollyploofkins) profile pictureMolly Ploofkins
@MollyploofkinsOct 6
Trump administration refuses international election monitors for first time in over 2 decades. The decision not to invite observers from the OSCE puts the U.S. alongside Russia and Belarus, while the Justice Department prepares to deploy its own poll monitors. ms.now/news/trump-midterms-o…
Trump administration refuses international election monitors for first time in over 2 decades

Trump administration refuses international election monitors for first time in over 2 decades

The decision not to invite observers from the OSCE puts the U.S. alongside Russia and Belarus, while the Justice Department prepares to deploy its own poll monitors.

ms.now
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Wait until he hears it starts with a P!
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynOct 5
Q: Are you concerned about the outbreak in Russia? Trump: I am. The pneumonia plague, if you call it. That's a disease we used to be able control. But somehow those microbes have gotten stronger and smarter. They're like an army. The germs have really become relatively stronger than they were, and things that used to work on pneumonia don't work as well anymore
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Be best!
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparOct 4
Trump: "We're gonna win big, and we've gonna shove it up their ass"
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What the actual F
Suzie rizzio (@Suzierizzo1) profile pictureSuzie rizzio
@Suzierizzo1Oct 4
Trump is literally trying to get his supporters riled up to go after Kaitlan Collins which is extremely dangerous for her.
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