The Danes are gonna see you in HELL! (Especially you damn Swedes and hillbilly Norwegian!) #copenhell #lutheran #hoffcomedy #damnswedes
BREAKING NEWS: Trump announced that he’s assigning man who invented Filet O Fish to develop Coronavirus vaccine. “He made a tasty sandwich, I’m sure he’ll make a delicious vaccine.” #trumpcomedy #hoffcomedy #trumpsucks #Trumpcoronavirus
BREAKING NEWS: Trump offers to turn Indian landmark into bankrupt casino. “Where are all the hamburgers in this shithole country?” #trumpcomedy #hoffcomedy #trumpsucks
BREAKING NEWS: Trump Campaign 2020 hires Houston Astros. “They play baseball like I do my taxes...totally honestly.”
BREAKING NEWS: Trump pardons Hannibal Lecter. “Totally railroaded by lying FBI. Smart guy...good with fava beans.” #trumppardons #favabeans #trumpcomedy
