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/// Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo /// Embrace Fujiwaraism /// Wrestling Is Magic: The Sleight of Hand-to-Hand coming 2027/28 ///

Des Moines, IA
Joined March 2009
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ordered a shitload of taco bell, just to be safe
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Now the Great Kabuki is shooting blood out of forehead
Oh yeah brother, Tenryu is taking liberties with Wajima
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Druski has been surprisingly good on SNL
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this stuff slaps
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Blanca Nieves y los 7 (2026) • ✍️: instagram.com/chuymontana?vr…
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Saw a picture of Cowboy Kemonito and it changed my life #CMLL
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We watched Drop Dead Gorgeous for the millionth time last night and it mjght be that
What is the single most funniest film you have ever seen?
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I was going to make a nice post about how refreshing it is to have televised pro wrestling at a unique venue like a cruise ship since everything today is so hyper-produced for steady, safe quarter hours. Then I remembered the other company was in an active war zone today. Oops.
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OBSERVE THIS, BROTHER! THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RAG SHEET!
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there will never be another
Like a lot of you, I’m watching some problematic wrestling this afternoon that was a major health and trauma risk to all involved, from an extremely unpopular promoter.
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probably the second greatest modern carny behind Jarrett
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Giant Killer Black Hulk is doing jiu jitsu on Sting.
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Gonna get stoned and go to Hobby Lobby and maybe Home Depot if you need anything.
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FOR WHAT PURPOSE
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the undertaker’s brother is gonna get appointed to a senate seat and the party is gonna have him running for president in a decade.
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they’re praying the plane takes off
The respect between these two 🤝 Roman Reigns and Sami Zayn hugged it out after their main event match at #WWECrownJewel
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crying over this gif what the hell 😭😭
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Vince slipping in “what is that? a left handed handshake?” half a second before Owen and Bulldog start swinging at Survivor Series 95 is absolutely perfectly timed. That creepy old rapist sure had the juice.
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fucking what
After Vince Gilligan's previous update on the show's production timeline, Forbes reports that Pluribus season 2 has officially begun filming in New Mexico, beginning on November 1. 🎥 Meaning, the show's release timeline is now slated for August 2028, just under three years after the Apple TV show debuted. Read More: bit.ly/3Us1dFH
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It is becoming clear there is no longer any point in humans learning or thinking about things. That was a kind of Mentat archaicism. The only value is owning capital, acquired at the correct time. I pray my fortunate Silicon Valley followers will remember me with benevolence.
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70s but the jumbo/billy Robinson multi minute headlock battle is one of the best spots I've ever seen. In general I really hate the notion wrestling has to be something it's not to appeal to people. Anybody can be enraptured by it for what it is
People think of 80s wrestling as boring and nothing but headlocks, but I remember putting some friends on after they got into it during the attitude era and they all commented on how many moves they were doing
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