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Hahahh chutia
Javier Milei (@JMilei) profile pictureJavier Milei
@JMileiJul 20
FESTEJO MUNDIAL Dada la inquietud sobre los festejos por el logro alcanzado por la Selección Argentina, comunico a la población que, en función de lo que decidan los Jugadores y el Cuerpo Técnico respecto al día para celebrar, el mismo será declararado feriado nacional.
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Tony Soprano Tries ChatGPT
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عبداللہ (@Blahhhhhh34) profile pictureعبداللہ@Blahhhhhh34Apr 23
What have you lost between 2020 and 2025?
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Sepah Navy!! Do not Redeeeem!!!!!
OSINTtechnical (@Osinttechnical) profile pictureOSINTtechnical
@OsinttechnicalApr 18
Audio of the Indian oil tanker Sanmar Herald pleading with Iranian forces to stop shooting at it in the Strait of Hormuz this morning.
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New York Post
@nypostApr 16
JD Vance meme game floods Pakistan, following his visit to Islamabad for Iran peace talks: 'This is how we do soft power' trib.al/cduA4m5
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Inka sense of humor minus me hai. Ab yeh bolay ga "sense of humor ka tau koi scale hi nahi hota"
Aditya Raj Kaul (@AdityaRajKaul) profile pictureAditya Raj Kaul
@AdityaRajKaulApr 9
Imagine the number of Pakistanis who have landed at an airport globally in last 24 hours for pure orchestrated propaganda from Pakistan. No credibility. No honesty. Most of Pakistani population haven’t seen an airport abroad in their life and don’t even have a passport.
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They always are
Shapatar (@hsaasm) profile pictureShapatar@hsaasm5 Sep 2016
Hi haris! I am you tweeting from the future: The keys are under the sofa.
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"Killed" "Dead"
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Chu..
Attaullah Tarar (@TararAttaullah) profile pictureAttaullah Tarar
@TararAttaullahFeb 26
The youth of Pakistan have a distinct sense of patriotism; they find humour in every situation.
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Iskay Queen Bee k sath achay taluqat hongay
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Paul Dano raises money for Gaza and Captain Israel Quentin Tarantino immediately starts talking shit about him…
Culture Crave 🍿 (@CultureCrave) profile pictureCulture Crave 🍿
@CultureCrave2 Dec 2025
Quentin Tarantino says 'There Will Be Blood' would've had a chance to be his greatest film of the 21st century if it didn't have Paul Dano in it "it’s supposed to be a two-hander, but ... [Dano] is weak sauce, man ... He’s just such a weak, weak, uninteresting guy. The weakest fucking actor in SAG [laughs]"
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Itna kuch hogya mulk main, yeh chutiye chup rahay. Ab 27 amendment per halka sa protest ker k back to business.
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The reveal that “The Bent Neck Lady” is Nell’s future self haunting her life is heartbreaking. Hill House bends time in the most chilling way. teapaw.org/hundailyy/status/17936…
cinesthetic. (@TheCinesthetic) profile picturecinesthetic.
@TheCinesthetic22 Oct 2025
define ‘peak television’
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Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis theonion.com/israel-agrees-t…
Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis

Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis

CAIRO—As part of a historic ceasefire agreement with Hamas following two years of war, the Israeli government reportedly agreed Thursday to go back to killing Palestinians on a less frequent basis....

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@TheOnion9 Oct 2025
Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis theonion.com/israel-agrees-t…
Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis

Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis

CAIRO—As part of a historic ceasefire agreement with Hamas following two years of war, the Israeli government reportedly agreed Thursday to go back to killing Palestinians on a less frequent basis....

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That’s actually the perfect use of generational wealth
𝐍𝐢𝐨𝐡 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐠 🇮🇷 ✡︎ (@NiohBerg) profile picture𝐍𝐢𝐨𝐡 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐠 🇮🇷 ✡︎
@NiohBerg1 Oct 2025
Privilege is having rich parents who set you up for life so that you can spend your entire youth doing useless activism while never worrying about having a real job.
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@TadhgHickey30 Sep 2025
Last message before more 🇮🇱 war crimes or reaching the shores of Gaza 🇵🇸🙏
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UN main koi bhi kursi laga ker aap k sath Beth sakta hai??
Ministry of Foreign Affairs - Pakistan (@ForeignOfficePk) profile pictureMinistry of Foreign Affairs - Pakistan
@ForeignOfficePk26 Sep 2025
The Ministry of Foreign Affairs has noted queries regarding the seating of a certain individual behind the Defence Minister at a recent meeting of the UNSC. To clarify, the individual in question was not listed in the official letter of credence for the Pakistan delegation to the 80th UNGA Session, signed by the Deputy Prime Minister and Foreign Minister. As such, her seating behind the Defence Minister did not have the approval of the Deputy Prime Minister/ Foreign Minister.
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