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professional boofer

Austin, TX
Joined October 2012
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Sounds like a great person! However, makes me think I need to update the usage directions on the side of the Splenda box.
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So I don't forget, our opener AND green room server in Buffalo is leaving tmrw to move to Austin. She's brilliant and probably shouldn't be driving on that short a timeline. Follow her and please welcome her in, comics. @htlsam There she is. PS She snorts Splenda.
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Do u think they explored each other's bodies
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Congratulations to last night's #BuffaloFunniest prelim winners: @htlsam, Kyle Tonaus, + Joe Stopa 馃帀 More shows happening this week, join in on the fun with tickets: bit.ly/3hH5oWT
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CDC said you can drop that thun thun thun
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Sam Minney retweeted
IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
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馃毃 JUST ADDED! 馃毃The great @hannibalburess will be taking the Helium Buffalo stage THIS SATURDAY at 2 PM! Grab your tickets here while you can: bit.ly/2HFIu0r
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[two white men stand in pouring rain] white man 1: *shouting* why didn鈥檛 u ever listen to my podcast white man 2: *shouting* i listened to 365 episodes. i listened to ur podcast everyday for a year
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Sam Minney retweeted
Here's the official trailer for season two which comes out in just 10 days now -next Friday Dec 10 on @adultswim. I can't say much other than the first episode is about beans. #beans
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Replying to @htlsam
@htlsam heard you had a good set tonight. Proud of you -other dad 2
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THAT ME N TRAVIS BEEF SHIT SO PLAYED OUT , LET IT GO
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I鈥檓 Jerry Seinfeld and this is comedians in cars picking their girlfriends up from high school
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Sam Minney retweeted
We're giving away a pair of Riot Fest GA tickets to one lucky person who RTs and follows us. And remember, the more you RT, the more people see, and the less likely you are to win. Tickets ON SALE NOW. September 13-15 at Douglas Park in Chicago, IL. ow.ly/NS4S30oRdp5
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Sam Minney retweeted
Replying to @htlsam
Not true
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You have a dad but half your friends have a d鈥檡ad for some reason.
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Sam Minney retweeted
Ticket giveaway time. Feeling lucky? RT and follow us for a chance to win a pair of Riot Fest VIP tickets. September 13-15 at Douglas Park in Chicago, IL. Tickets ON SALE NOW. ow.ly/NS4S30oRdp5
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Sam Minney retweeted
The 15th Anniversary Riot Fest Lineup announcement and ticket on-sale will happen tomorrow at 10:00am CDT. The wait is almost over. ow.ly/2ubr30oQ83e
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