Screw you Amazon for having the top 2 deals for me be Ibuprofen and Restoralax. How old do you think I am? *Adds to cart

Most certainly am not

Sundays

Do everyone a favour and just shut the fuck up.

Backroads sunset

Ghostface thirst trap for thirsty Thursday???

Buffalo chicken Caesar wraps slap so fuckin hard.

Monday can eat a big ol' bag of dicks

Time to get fucked up

It begins

I'm thankful for pizza

Watching football with the bestest cuddle buddy

Enjoying some Leafs hockey with a few vodka bevies. What's your Saturday night look like?

Oh hi

Drink til I blackout kinda night

I do and it makes me so incredibly happy to have that person

Took the day off today to give myself an extra long weekend and I've done nothing but lay around and relax. No regrets.

Fine, I'll show you my Halloween pyjamas

Sometimes when I get gas I like to get a weird amount like $50.74 just to annoy the next person.

As a Chargers fan there's something very freeing about knowing the season is over already and I don't have to stress over games.

Didn't plan on being drunk before puck drop but here we are