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Joined June 2013
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MACGYVER'S WIFE: it's too late for that. Just stop MACGYVER: [sobbing uncontrollably trying to fix their marriage w/ string & a paper clip]
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i used to be on the left. then i grew up, experienced life & loss, studied, read, questioned everything i believed in and gained a deeper understanding of the world. now im far-left.
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I am a proud and loyal Democrat, and have voted Democrat all my life, but because I hate Muslims SO much, I'm going to ignore every principle I've spent my career giving lip service to and throw America under the bus. I urge my fellow sociopathic racists to do the same.
I am a proud and loyal Democrat. I served in President Clinton’s National Security Council and worked for Madeleine Albright at the State Department. I ran for Congress as a Democrat, have voted Democratic all my life, and expect to continue doing so. But I would never vote for Abdul El-Sayed. In my judgment, he does not represent the values of our party or our nation. I urge my fellow patriotic Democrats in Michigan to leave the Senate line blank or vote for Republican Mike Rogers. This is an exceptional case, and I do not make this recommendation lightly. We can support Democratic majorities nationally while refusing to support a candidate who violates our core values. Loyalty to our party should strengthen our principles, never require us to abandon them.
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Police do not prevent crime; they respond to it. Crime is prevented by higher wages, guaranteed health care, food security, high-quality child care, housing, good schools, and addiction treatment.
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Traveling back in time to interview republicans.
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Y’all fighting against socialism like your family owns a railroad. bro you have a shift on monday
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All the worms at the park start slithering towards me at the same time. I shake my head. They stop. I'm on a first date, and she's not ready to know about that part of my life yet.
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eating a bowl of special k after masturbating just to know that freak kellogg is rolling over in his grave
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seeing tesla roadsters dangling from power lines will soon be a common occurrence
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MAGA are not the brightest…
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[SCHMITT]: "How much involvement did you have in planning 9-11?" [SMITH]: "None." [SCHMITT]: "Let’s jog your memory, scumbag.” shows text bubble: <‘I can’t wait to see the jets kill the patriots’> [SMITH]: "Yes, that was about a football game the next Sunday…”
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Fuck no.
Replying to @oliviaihg
@icecube did you really say this
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Denmark trolling Trump epically.
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[whispers to inflatable sex doll] tonight's safe word is "pssssssss"
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People who say ‘penultimate’ need to stop trying to look clever and just say it’s their favourite pen.
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IBM, 1979. We’re regressing at a rapid pace.
#BREAKING: Pentagon blames flawed intel and AI for strike that killed at least 123 Iranian children.
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Bruh I’m crying 😭😭
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Oligarch Umar Kremlev’s previously unreported relationship with Don Jr. represents an extraordinary development: a member of Putin’s circle financially supporting the president’s son and gaining intimate access to the Trump family. propublica.org/article/donal…
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Urinal cakes are cakes. It's literally the name of the product Democratic People's Republic of Korea is a Democratic Republic. It's literally in the name of the country Jellyfish are fish. It's literally in the name For the last time, read history The Nazis weren't socialist.
Hitler was a socialist democrat. It’s literally The name of his party.
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Russian officials have biologically evolved to be harder to push out of windows.
The head of Russias Rossotrudnichestvo in a press conference today talking about Russias deteriorating relationship with Armenia…
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We have to build AI that murders us, because if we don’t, China will build it first, and I don’t want to get murdered by a computer that speaks Chinese. That would be ridiculous.
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