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Joined October 2024
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Hypurr fusion
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What I’m getting at is I just think nobody has a clue and we can data mine any scenario that suits our bias
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You're suppose to lose it all and get it back twin. Its called prestige.
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Binance’s weekly net outflows, including funds stolen in the hack, reached $15.4B. That’s more than Bybit or Bitfinex holds individually, more than half of OKX’s holdings, and more than double Hyperliquid’s TVL. It also exceeds the combined holdings of Gate, Bitget, and KuCoin.
Binance’s net outflows over the past 24h are worth more than all the USDC deposited on Hyperliquid lol.
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Regulatory approval for equity perps coming the week after TradeXYZ and ICE’s partnership doesn’t sound like a coincidence at all. Excited to see the first US regulated exchange, whether that’s Payward or TradeXYZ. Hyperliquid
[ ZOOMER ] THE CFTC APPROVES LISTING OF US EQUITY PERPETUALS IN THE US: PRESS RELEASE
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CFTC APPROVES FIRST EQUITY PERPETUAL FUTURES CONTRACTS FOR TRADING ON U.S. EXCHANGES: CFTC HYPERLIQUID
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Today, equity perps can begin trading for the first time on @CFTC registered exchanges. This move reflects my commitment to ensuring that America’s markets remain the most innovative, liquid, and well-regulated in the world. Instead of being forced to turn to offshore, unregulated venues to access equity perpetual futures, Americans may now access equity perps on CFTC-regulated markets subject to robust safeguards. I appreciate the continued partnership of @SECGov and @SECPaulSAtkins as we work to further harmonize our agencies' regulatory initiatives.
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NEW - NASA’s Mars rover, Perseverance, finds that Martian dust is smaller and more dangerous than previously thought, with the ultrafine particles able to stick to spacesuit materials, be carried into living areas, and bypass the human blood-brain barrier.
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- $hype had its biggest run to $97 with ICE & Druckenmiller news and Elon tweet - $6.3 billions stolen from binance and somehow none of it was in $bnb - $hype withdraws on binance still suspended - north korea denies hacking allegations CZ would rather see Binance go down in flames than let Hyperliquid have its moment
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Since Binance reopened withdrawals on 11/1, 10.57 BILLION USD in crypto assets have left the exchange It's not slowing down, the drain is just getting started. 7.53% of net assets btw
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Everyone already knows it was an inside job lmao All the stolen USDC and usdtc was recovered They deposited the stolen TRX into gate.io via USDD, where it was immediately recovered the 24 hour volume for USDD on gate.io was like 9k total across all markets on gate.io when during the window the USDD depoes happened. They used zero real privacy tech to launder the funds to make sure that eventually everything depo-ed into an exchange was recovered The rest of it they MEV'd it away C'mon dude these hackers were simultaneously the smartest and dumbest people alive And the timing was impeccable too, right before a crypto giga moon, and also right before Binance monthly proof of reserves. These guys are so fucking sloppy and brazen
NORTH KOREA SAYS CLAIMS THAT IT WAS BEHIND BINANCE HEIST IS "FABRICATION" - KCNA - RTRS
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Binance's playbook: 1. Use customer funds to move the market 2. Liquidate their own users with fake "hack" 3. Buy the assets back cheaper after market nuke 4. Claim you "refunded users from your own balance sheet" 5. Disable withdrawals for the L1/DEX actually improving crypto $HYPE withdrawals are still disabled by CZ / Binance. When CZ's casino started losing, they pulled the plug on the entire market. Binance is only here to scam crypto users/investors. Crypto was made for self-custody. Withdraw everything, ASAP.
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> bullish HYPE & HL news > sudden Binance hack within hours > 0 BNB drained > market down only > North Korea denying allegations
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Under pressure from Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu, the Trump administration may be within days of launching a nuclear strike on Iran. The target would be Pickax Mountain in central Iran, where Israeli intelligence claims the Iranian government has restarted its nuclear enrichment program. No conventional weapon in the American arsenal can penetrate 300 feet of solid granite to destroy the tunnels where enrichment is supposedly taking place. The only military option is a nuclear strike. Netanyahu has been pushing hard for one. “Bibi calls Trump about it every day,” says an informed observer. Netanyahu is cornered and desperate. After last week’s election results, he can’t form a government unless Trump intervenes directly in Israeli politics and brokers a deal with other parties that gives Netanyahu 61 seats in the Knesset. Otherwise, he is out as prime minister and on his way to ignominy, investigations and possibly jail. Netanyahu must stay close to Trump. He needs this war. To that end, he’s applied maximum pressure to his closest allies in the administration, including Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth and CENTCOM commander Brad Cooper. Both oppose a negotiated settlement to the war they’ve so grievously mismanaged; both are pushing to restart major combat operations. Secretary of State Marco Rubio and CIA director John Ratcliffe are also following Netanyahu’s lead, as are leaders of the Democratic Party. In a recent meeting on the subject, former president Barack Obama said he opposes the current Iran peace deal being drafted in Doha. The rest of America’s longtime allies in the Middle East are terrified by the prospect of more war. On September 27th, Netanyahu flew secretly to Abu Dhabi to enlist the UAE in his lobbying effort for a final attack on Iran. The Emiratis refused. After eight months of conflict, Gulf economies are teetering. So are global energy and fertilizer markets. They won’t recover soon. Globally, there are a total of about 850 supertankers used to transport oil from producers to the rest of the world. In October alone, 11 of them were badly damaged in Hormuz. At this pace, a global depression is imminent. A nuclear strike would radically accelerate the destruction. Fallout from a ground explosion at Pickax Mountain would contaminate the Persian Gulf, poisoning the water supply for 100 million people. And those are just some of the immediate consequences for the region. The rest of the world is every bit as exposed. No country other than the United States has ever used a nuclear weapon in war. Some would like to. An American nuclear attack on Iran would set a new precedent. The Russians have already told at least two other governments that an American nuclear strike on Iran would free them to use nuclear weapons against Ukraine. Pakistan and India would be tempted to do the same against each other, as would North Korea against Seoul. After the first nuclear strike, World War Three is inevitable. That war would be short and final. We’ve been sleepwalking toward this moment for months. Since February, the administration has quietly rewritten America’s nuclear doctrine to make first use of so-called “battlefield nukes” easier and therefore more likely. No one in Washington in either party seems bothered by this. Now we’re on the brink of it. Close observers say Trump is likely to decide by next weekend whether or not to use nuclear weapons. That would be November 7, six days from now. To his credit, he’s hesitating. At the moment, Trump is listening to his vice president, JD Vance, and to his envoy and friend Steve Witkoff, both of whom argue a deal with Iran can be made. They’re right, though it won’t be simple. The Iranians are famously frustrating to negotiate with under any circumstances, and elements of that government have become more radical since Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and his family were killed in February. After decades of isolation, even relatively moderate Iranian leaders seem confused by how decisions are made in the West. (There is a widespread belief in Tehran, for example, that the United States government controls Israel.) But overall, people who have spoken to decision-makers in Iran say there is consensus there that more war is bad for everyone and a deal is worth making. One group that hasn’t been consulted so far is the global population — the hundreds of millions of people who will be killed along with their children if Trump is pushed by Netanyahu into launching a nuclear strike next week. Now would be the time for them to speak up.
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Really starting to feel like @binance has some big problems or holes they can't cover. @heyibinance seems desperate to constantly give verbal reassurances but fails to act. Not letting users withdraw, but keeps saying everything is SAFU! Timelines & promises are constantly shifted. Explanation / logic given for delays don't make sense. Something smells horribly wrong. Hope users can withdraw safely.
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cant remember ct or crypto ever being this bad maybe crypto is fully solved there are other sectors that suck all the attention and investment capital now namely ai and emerging next one is robotics in the last bear market we at least still had an active ct that was entertaining and exciting mini metas like socialfi and ordinals now its just a ghost town theres an army of third worlders using tools to launch 100 versions of the same coin and rug it at $9k and theres a handful of people still buying this stuff but it looks pretty bleak for 'degen' markets or metas maybe crypto is fully solved and the winners are already established bitcoin will go to infinity hyperliquid will go to infinity monero will eventually win the privacy sector and stand alone as the only real private money on earth other than that its a wasteland memes are not coming back if you are still trading memes you are the same as a cartoon buyer in summer 2023 just totally clueless there is no reason crypto will grow in the future and all capital will consolidate into the existing winners anyone with talent and a big idea will be deploying their big idea in an industry with attention crypto is finished not forever but for a long long time a few years of absolute zero with ghosttown ct until everyone gives up then maybe we get a glimmer of hope but we are nowhere near that time to log off you wont miss anything
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Sam Altman: "The world needs to accept that bad things will happen for AI to move forward."
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Scammers on over drive now. Be careful.
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