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Evan

@hyperturtle77

Undefeated crazy golf champion • Cohead of Stand-up for @ComedySoc • Co-runner of Complete Joke• Frobisher Lover • Cryptid Appreciator • 21 • Bi • They/Them

Joined May 2020
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Finally got round to uploading a clip of my stand up to tiktok. More clips coming soon (hopefully in better quality)
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"Heh, try catch me now pigs" My car backflips, lands on its roof and explodes. I am killed instantly.
ΛRMIN (@Arminn_Ai) profile pictureΛRMIN
@Arminn_AiOct 16
Nah this is crazy💀 Police chases are about to get a lot harder
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Aw man she stole my look
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Rebecca Black (@MsRebeccaBlack) profile pictureRebecca Black
@MsRebeccaBlackAug 6
My eyes are down here @Variety
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I hate it when I'm spending time with my three human shields but my mutant third arm keeps heiling
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Tom Cruise called it football, suck it Yanks
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Replying to @PolitlcsUK
Count Binface taking off his mask to enter Parliament
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Currently having a day of sitting in the sun and visiting all my favourite places in York before I move out permanently next week, I've never felt more like I'm about to be put down
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🚨 Two ‘missing’ Doctor Who episodes from THE DALEKS' MASTER PLAN have been found and are coming to BBC iPlayer this Easter! Read more on the #DoctorWho website ➡️ bbc.in/3N2UwGt
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Starting the new year at rock bottom so it can only go up
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Reminds me of my favourite Friends episode, "The One Where Phoebe Undergoes Mitosis"
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@techhalla28 Oct 2025
Sitcoms will never be the same. This is fully AI generated in LTX-2 teapaw.org/fofrAI/status/19828130…
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Dragon house York. Support these local business. Hard working people who should be respected always. Was great food too. Bosh.
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At the hospital and the doctors just called for "Miss Justice", I've never felt more like a PNG in the background of an Ace Attorney investigation
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Nice of the hedges to join in with the dancing though
KoH (@pinguforest) profile pictureKoH@pinguforest18 Sep 2025
British Army’s Pride performance playing a gay anthem for a man in make up and a wig.
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"In Memory of Chappell R." It's what he would've wanted 🙏🙏
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@TaraBull11 Sep 2025
There should be a memorial for Charlie Kirk at every college campus
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A terrifying glimpse into Doctor Who in 50 years
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"Wubba dubba dub is that true?" *cums* "Woah you go big guy"
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"I asked Grok" "I asked ChatGPT" OK well I asked Sonic from Sonic Adventure 2 and h- I'll make you eat those words
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JD Vance was here
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"Spider-man, to bring back your Aunt May you must give up *Borat voice* YOUR WIFE"
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Read this article, the superior ingredient for a good tuna mayo is, in a shocking twist, tuna.
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