Logical, Snarky, Political Watchmen.
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Everyone's upset about the Epstein Files — including Trump's biggest supporters.
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MAGA:
He didn’t say it.
But if he did, it was taken out of context.
But if it wasn’t, then he was joking.
But if he wasn’t joking, then he was being sarcastic.
But if he wasn’t being sarcastic, he was testing the media.
But if he wasn’t testing the media, he was just saying what everyone is thinking.
But if not everyone was thinking it, then it was a bold strategy.
But if the strategy failed, then it was the Deep State.
But if it wasn’t the Deep State, then it was Hunter Biden.
But if it wasn’t Hunter Biden, then it was Hillary’s emails.
But if it wasn’t Hillary, then it was Obama.
And if he did say it, and he meant it, and it wasn’t sarcastic, and it wasn’t Obama’s fault… then fine. It wasn’t illegal.
But if it was illegal, it wasn’t a crime crime.
But if it was a crime, then it was a perfect one.
And if it wasn’t perfect, then Hillary did it worse.
And if she didn’t, then Joe Biden thought about doing it in a dream once—and that’s just as bad.
Besides, you can’t prosecute someone for loving their country so hard they accidentally commit 34 felonies.
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The countdown is on for the world's first look at images from the NSF-DOE Rubin Observatory on June 23, 2025, at 11 a.m. EDT. Experience the cosmos like never before. Join one of @VRubinObs watch parties: bit.ly/3SXwDiR. #CaptureTheCosmos
ALT Star trails appear as colorful brushstrokes spread across the night sky above NSF-DOE Vera C. Rubin Observatory.
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Las Vegas police immediately arrest two streamers because one insulted them ("honor your oath, bitch"). "You need to learn there's rules: don't run your mouth at me. Now you're on your face."
That is not a rule the First Amendment allows. @LVMPD: what are you doing about this?
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To those still on the sidelines on the eve of #NoKingsDay:
You don’t need a t-shirt.
You don’t need a sign.
No bullhorn is necessary.
No plan is required.
You won’t need to shout a slogan or sing a song or make a sound.
All you need to do is show up.
Your presence will speak eloquently.
Without words, it will declare with piercing clarity that you are among the sprawling assembly that refuses to consent to the dismantling of this nation.
It will forcefully shout your love for immigrants and your disgust at the brutality of this government toward them.
It will loudly testify to your intolerance for their contempt toward diverse humanity.
It will scream with a deafening roar that you will not abide lawless leadership or a would-be king to turn back the clock, reverse progress, or undo what billions of brave and passionate human beings have spent two hundred and fifty years building, as flawed as that work may be.
I believe you’re a good person, but we need you to be good and loud now.
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So for those of you keeping track:
• Trump says he will end the war in Ukraine in 24 hours. Putin tells him to pound sand. War is now worse than ever.
• Trump says he’ll solve the Gaza war. That war is now worse than ever.
• Trump tells Bibi not to strike Iran to give him space to negotiate. Bibi strikes Iran two days before talks.
Does it seem like world leaders respect Trump?
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💔1: Impossible to read the news about Victoriia Roshchyna without feeling tremendous pain & anger. Her body returned from russian captivity in such horrific condition, damaged from starvation & torture, that several DNA tests had to be performed to confirm her identity.
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Donald Trump has the lowest approval rating of any president in the last 70 years for the first 100 days.
He continues to beat a drum that is making the absolute worst economic music I have ever heard in my entire life.
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Information they cannot control is always the enemy of the autocrat. Authoritarians refuse to disclose data, they blind the watchers and lie reflexively for this reason. It’s power. Amazon simply publishing the facts is "hostile" because the truth is hostile.
BREAKING: The White House completely loses it over Amazon announcing that they will put a “tariff price” next to every item they sell, depicting how much of the price of that good is the result of Trump’s tariffs.
Karoline Leavitt says “This is a hostile and political act by Amazon. Why did Amazon do this… It’s not a surprise because Amazon has partnered with a Chinese propaganda arm.”
Americans have a right to know. It's not political. It's logical!
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Alabama, if you have problems at your voting place today, please let us at @aldotcom know. Thanks.
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Happy Election Day Alabama! The polls are open from 7 AM - 7PM. If you have any issues at the polls, contact us at 833-GO-VOTE. Grab a Friend and Let's Win This Thing!
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Mark Humphries has finally landed the most coveted timeslot on TV and social media: the 6:57 pm News. Join Mark as he uses the universal journalistic language of the piss-take to unpack the stories of the week. youtu.be/hZzB56M-CxQ #7NEWS
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If Trump loses some of the worst people in the world will be absolutely heartbroken.
Musk
Netanyahu
Ben-Gvir
Putin
MBS
Modi
Orban
Thiel
Ackman
Bannon
Murdoch
Farage
Loomer
Carlson
Adelson
RFK Jr.
Don Jr.
#justsayin
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In less than a week, our votes will shape the future of America.
Tune in to hear my speech in Raleigh, North Carolina. teapaw.org/i/broadcasts/1ZkJzRymZ…
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Oregon Man Found Guilty of Assaulting Police Officers During January 6 U.S. Capitol Breach ow.ly/NaJU50TTxu3
@FBIPortland @USAO_DC
ALT Oregon Man Found Guilty of Assaulting Police Officers During January 6 U.S. Capitol Breach
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Fox News has confirmed that the Israeli Response to Iran’s latest Ballistic Missile Attack has now begun.
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Hard to overstate what a sinister figure Elon Musk is. Never seen one oligarch in a western democracy intervene on anything like this scale with unending Goebbels-grade lies.
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Our November/December issue features Robert Pape on the forces fueling violent populism in the United States, James Steinberg on Washington’s long-standing policy of strategic ambiguity in the Taiwan Strait, and much more. Start reading here:
foreignaffairs.com/issues/20…
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A new exhibit at UN Headquarters in NYC is helping to increase awareness of women’s rights through the work of street artists from around the world.
More on the ‘Street Art is Female’ exhibition: un.org/en/exhibits/page/now-…
