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Ummm i know it’s be like 6 years since i last posted but i was wondering if any of my followers who’s figured out how to monetise social media can teach me? My daughter got accepted to Harvard and I need a side hustle.
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Welcome to texas, mother fucker! You can cuss and shoot your guns in the air like me, your boy Yosemite Sam. But if we catch you smoking weed or having sex, state troopers will straight up murder you! Yeehaw, asshole!
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It’s also worth thinking about how the entire legal apparatus would have reacted if he was a left wing teenager who spoke out against inequality, poverty, racial injustice, and environmental degradation who shot three people at a far right rally.
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Bernie Sanders
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the key to my success is being wrong about everything i’ve ever predicted. hugs and kisses to philadelphia and atlanta. rip donald john trump
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If anyone knows Dave Portnoy's address hit me in the DM, I feel like a FOIA to the police department would turn up some interesting stuff
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The muppets weren’t born with genitalia therefore they can not fuck. But they want to fuck. Bert wants to fuck Ernie. Miss Piggy wants to fuck Kermit. Oscar wants to fuck Wormy. It’s the reason those characters are so grumpy. It’s reason the muppets will destroy all living things
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UPDATE: I lived, however my house was tipped over. Sad. 1 like = 1 prayer
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Come to papa, you nasty bitch
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lmao i'm gonna die 😂🤣
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Much easier for Trump to make life worse for those he promised to hurt than it will be to make life better for those he promised to help.
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⠀ ⠀ 🤠  🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 🇷🇺 🇷🇺 🇷🇺 👇🏽 🇷🇺🇷🇺 👇🏽 🇷🇺  🇷🇺 🇷🇺  🇷🇺 👢  👢 howdy @donaldjtrumpjr im the sheriff of doing treason let's do treason
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"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!"
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Nov '18 flip the house 🤗🔀🏡 May '19 impeach trump 🤗👊🎃 Aug '20 impeach pence 🤗👊🙍🏼‍♂️ POTUS PELOSI 🤗💅💃 Nov '20 lose to Antonio Sabato Jr 🤗✌️☠️
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Good for Trump there's no very clear and topical evidence of him using "hope" as a threat. Wait. xitter.cf/realDonaldTrump/status…
James Comey better hope that there are no "tapes" of our conversations before he starts leaking to the press!
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