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Consistently overrated.

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Joined February 2010
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Pure Michigan
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what an awful thing to surprise someone with
WWE's John Cena surprises Make-A-Wish 7-year-old with cancer trib.al/SxX9dAm
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I think this is a compliment. Pull up!
Watching @RandyScottESPN and @garystriewski is my Saturday morning cartoons.
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Senators just voted to stop paying themselves during government shutdowns, but the rule will not take effect until after the next election. In May 2026 the U.S. Senate unanimously passed Sen. John Kennedy’s resolution to withhold senators’ salaries whenever the government shuts down. Because of the 27th Amendment, any pay withheld before the November 2026 election would be placed in escrow and released only after the congressional session ends. After the election the rule would fully take effect, meaning senators would no longer receive pay during a shutdown. Kennedy’s argument was simple. If federal workers can miss paychecks because Congress fails to keep the government open, lawmakers should not keep collecting theirs. The measure passed 99 to 0, a rare show of bipartisan agreement, after the country endured a combined 119 days of government shutdowns between October 2025 and May 2026.
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"Twitter" is Latin for "Narcissism."
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Why doesn't the Trump administration add the word National to I.C.E.?
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Wuhan.
Name a city that changed your life.
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Not to be this guy, but isn’t it “Cindy-Lou Whom”?
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Cracker of the Day #CTESPN @umichbball
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HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
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“JUST A BIT OUTSIDE”. Will go down as the greatest line in baseball history. RIP Bob Uecker
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just setting up my twttr
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Dying of a heroin overdose is like masturbating yourself to death.
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What's wrong with you? Nothing? Ok, maybe you were just born like that. WHATEVER- PLEASE WATCH MY LATEST DANCE VIDEO youtube.com/watch?v=LhXdds_r…
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Once or twice a year, referees should replace their whistles with trumpets.
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There's nothing sexier than a woman with a great sense of humor or big boobies.
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Remember handjobs? Hahaha.
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My favorite position is the one where I'm facing tv.
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You’re too smart to be following me.
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