Today is #MRKHWorldDay 🌮💋💛 Keep talking about infertility of all kinds. Keep talking about the difficult bits of sex. Keep talking about loss. Normalise it. MRKH affects 1 in 5,000 women. To learn more, czech out this: youtu.be/mTKxtfg0Qbc

Nothing starts the week like throwing up in a bag for life on your kitchen floor 💅

It’s that time of year where I can’t tell if everyone’s been crying like me or they’re just cold. I might start asking??

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Come and bitch with me and my band on Thursday at @KazStockroom 🌬️⁉️‼️ Supporting DBA babes, alongside Gladness who are in charge of nibbles and general tone setting 🎃 It’s Halloween and I’m on a hormone trial, let’s get stroppy!! 💋 £10 OTD 🎥 @HanroSolo

I’m gonna go wild and attempt to get dressed for the first time since Saturday

A giant picked me up and rinsed me out, Like a soggy tea towel. All the good bits squeezed out like a lemon. Splattered on the floor like spaghetti missing the plate, Like bile hitting the bottom of the toilet bowl, Like fists on closing bus doors because they’re running late.

Bristol babes! Go catch Eyesore for FREE tonight at The Lanes ⚡️ You will be sending me thank you flowers tomorrow!

Little dramatic one in the bogs with the @TheCircusSecret in July for our Townhouse Takeover 💋🚺🚽 📸 Graham Smillie

Huge thanks once more to Jack White for having me in Liverpool on Saturday 🖤🩶 📸 David James Swanson

Last night was vivacious! 🍰 Huge kisses to everyone who watched me stomp about and support the one and only Jack White last night! ⚡️ Plus huge thanks to @SJMConcerts for looking after me as always! 🖤🩶

SURPRISE! 🎉 I am jubilant and exultant and also using a thesaurus to announce that I am supporting the one and only Jack White TONIGHT at the @O2AcademyLpool 🐙🪩 The show is SOLD OUT! So if you’ve been lucky enough to grab a ticket, I’m on at 8pm ⚡️ 📸 @glamgigpics

Yahoooo!! First wave announced for our 10th Birthday 🎪🪩🕺

Set to be spectacular! 10 years of The Secret Circus, WOWSER! 💥

What a gorgeous day to rot inside 😋 Thanks to everyone who attended the Secret Circus annual Townhouse Takeover last night 💋 My heart is heavy, but my head is heavier.. 😵🥂 Catch us next at QUARRY for our 10th Birthday Party! 🥳 6th September 2024 tr.ee/uoRd4dnYVP

Forever underestimating how long it takes me to do my bikini line but don’t forget this is happening toniiiight 🔥🔥 buytickets.at/thesecretcircu… Tickets are on sale until 6pm and will NOT be available on the door but that sounds like a you problem 💋

Incredibly excited for the live version of ‘Beija’ by @princessgoes_ tomorrow! 🥰🎉

MOSH TOTS FEST! TOMORROW! 🎈 I’m armed with songs about dogs and lost socks and have a few other tricks up my sleeves and tucked into my shoes… 🎵 If you’re 8 and under, see you there!! All happening at the lovely jubbly @future_yard 🚀 🤸‍♀️🎸🧸: futureyard.org/mosh-tots/

Feeling very deflated and hopeless today. I don’t see this as a victory. We haven’t got the Tories out, we’ve just changed the colour of their badges. Meanwhile, life keeps lifeing away. The bad luck. The tears. Bills. Bad news. Genocide. Poverty. Hopelessness. Thank god for cat