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20.10.2022 THANK YOU JESUS🙏🧎‍♀️
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better safe than sorry
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ゴロゴロ言いながらお世話してくれてる
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The urge to quit your job on the spot after being disrespected is so strong because OH MY GOD.
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Ha bu iki erkeğe iyi bakın. Dünyadaki en tatlı iki erkek. 😻
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Just chilling.. 😅
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Begitu banget ya posisi tidur nya
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it's so annoying when you want to break off a little square of chocolate and it snaps wrong, so you have to eat the other eight squares.
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Making biscuits
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Chuck, Allan county and king Fahad everytime they tried to explain themselves yesterday.
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hes stealing. her brain
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bu gün gördüğüm kedoş
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One thing I no longer do is ask “what did you delete?” You send me a message, and because I’ve taken long to reply, you delete it. We act like nothing happened.
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November doesn’t even have afternoons. you eat lunch then it’s almost tomorrow
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When it reaches 1:30pm and you've not employed even 2 people
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GÜLMEKTEN GÖZÜÖDEN YAŞ GELDİ MAL KEDİ
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Took my cat to the vet because he was limping. The vet examined him and said "There's nothing wrong with his leg." I said "But he's been limping for three days." She said "Can you show me?" I called my cat over and he walked. Normally. No limp. The vet looked at me. I looked at my cat. She said "Maybe he was faking it for attention?" I paid $75 for her to tell me my cat is manipulating me. When we got home he immediately started limping again. I locked eyes with him and he slowly put weight back on the paw and walked away normally. I'm living with a con artist. He did it again this morning when I was eating tuna. I gave him some. He won.
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