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The urge to quit your job on the spot after being disrespected is so strong because OH MY GOD.
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Chuck, Allan county and king Fahad everytime they tried to explain themselves yesterday.
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One thing I no longer do is ask “what did you delete?” You send me a message, and because I’ve taken long to reply, you delete it. We act like nothing happened.
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Took my cat to the vet because he was limping. The vet examined him and said "There's nothing wrong with his leg." I said "But he's been limping for three days." She said "Can you show me?" I called my cat over and he walked. Normally. No limp. The vet looked at me. I looked at my cat. She said "Maybe he was faking it for attention?" I paid $75 for her to tell me my cat is manipulating me. When we got home he immediately started limping again. I locked eyes with him and he slowly put weight back on the paw and walked away normally. I'm living with a con artist. He did it again this morning when I was eating tuna. I gave him some. He won.






















